jayde

full blown woman | bsc in BK | lab scientist🔬

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my triple espresso, Wellbutrin 200mg XL, Vyvanse 70mg, 2mg Klonopin, 1400mg of Gabapentin, 40mg of THC, and this is crucial, 23 hits from Elfbar

[trash jones @jzux]

me when my friends mess up: you’re only human, please be kind to yourself. it’s ok to learn

me when i mess up: they should shoot me like a dog in the street

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“You know I keep that thang on me!”

That thang:

[✒️ @Literariium]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

i was selling my body on the jeremy renner app

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (making no progress in therapy, eating ice cream sundaes, staring forlornly at swimming pools, watching old movies)

[Glen O'Humeral @HumeralO]

Future medical school textbooks:

Reheated rice = B. cereus
Potato salad = staph aureus
Taco Bell lettuce = explosive diarrhea parasite

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Coca-Cola Canada losing the licensing rights to Nestea and rebranding their iced tea beverage as Fuze Iced Tea has been psychologically destabilizing for myself and I assume others

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

"add me on snapchat" i am thirty fucking two.. i will add you to my fucking rolodex, sport

[Michelle Allison, RD @fatnutritionist]

this is a good example of how population health cannot be secured individually

health cannot be a personal responsibility when the conditions for health do not exist

when you lack safe food, clean air, or clean water, individual choices cannot save you

[mister unemployed @Forever_Wario]

They made vibrio reporting optional? they made LISTERIA reporting optional??? This is really bad dude

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I can’t smoke live resin anymore I just bought a microscope off Amazon

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

suicidal ideation is crazy cause why am i eating a breakfast english muffin and thinking about blowing my shit smoove off. like nothing bad is even happening

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

protein zoloft

[cloverfield ☘️🧚🏻‍♀️ @superednatural]

what your room feels like when you still live in the house you developed CPTSD in

[Ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[Libriscent @libriscent]

I don’t want a soft life because I’m lazy. I want a soft life because my nervous system has been in fight or flight mode since childhood.

[jayde @jaydealexm]

@billybrizzle420 tgif

[project hail rusty 🍉 @alittlevillainy]

every single day just feels like this image now