Jordan Dordan

[Jordan Dordan @jaydeeraymee]

7 years ago today I got to legally marry the man I love inside our most favorite place. 18 times. Happy anniversaries @ChrisFloto. You are my Happiest Place on Earth.

@Disneyland @DisneyParks #MarriageEquality #Disneyland #MisterHusband #DisneyGays

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[Jordan Dordan @jaydeeraymee]

@tinymallet Ewwww that is gross. Thieves suck.

[Jordan Dordan @jaydeeraymee]

@tinymallet #real

[Cards Against Humanity @CAH]

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[Jordan Dordan @jaydeeraymee]

How is this not illegal??? Cards Against Humanity is PAYING people who didn't vote in 2020 to apologize, make a voting plan, and post #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet—up to $100 for blue-leaning people in swing states. I helped by getting a 2024 Election Pack: https://t.co/NdJdsz2JdG

[Jordan Dordan @jaydeeraymee]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/tQ6tOKvFSj

[Jordan Dordan @jaydeeraymee]

@jojopbranch

[Jordan Dordan @jaydeeraymee]

@tinymallet Perfection

[Austin Archer @yourpal_austin]

He said “you won’t have to vote anymore because we’ll fix it” so many times in a row. It’s crazy how many times he said it. Just so like… in case you didn’t hear him clearly the first three times it was indisputably obvious that he was saying he plans on ending democracy.

[Jess Siswick @tinymallet]

Today is her day #Olympics

[Jordan Dordan @jaydeeraymee]

@joeybranca I mean, but right though????

[Jordan Dordan @jaydeeraymee]

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[Jordan Dordan @jaydeeraymee]

@tinymallet

[Jordan Dordan @jaydeeraymee]

@tinymallet Sooooo real

[Jordan Dordan @jaydeeraymee]

@tinymallet Trash. Absolute trash.

[Jordan Dordan @jaydeeraymee]

@ScarnCarndall Same girl

[Jordan Dordan @jaydeeraymee]

@tinymallet HAAAAAAAAAAAME!

[Jess Siswick @tinymallet]

California says “W”elcome “b”ack
H🏰me

[Jordan Dordan @jaydeeraymee]

@tinymallet I've got about $36.54 in checking right now, does that help?

[Jordan Dordan @jaydeeraymee]

@ScarnCarndall Yaaaasssssss queen.