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Slowly dying but making the best of it🦆⛸🫒~trauma, art, memes & ✨lore✨~

[🐋 @jaydelikesducks]

While no one except my parents have purchased my book, I am proud and love it so much and want to make more books even if no one buys them.

You can buy it here:
https://t.co/9i2WodOYfh

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Mom: “We cleaning this whole house tomorrow”

14 year old me:

[YIA RayshawnGuy🇹🇹 @RayshawnGuy]

First time I seen someone get ratioed by a TikTok comment

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I finally realised why trees don't have teeth

Turns out they're all bark and no bite

[⃟ @falwls]

never use the same username everywhere

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

Her: You’re acting crazy!

Me: First of all, I'm not acting.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

getting on all fours and lifting my leg to fart

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I won't rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

“I’m an Ai artist” is like saying I ran a mile with my car

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

at work i have a sub folder in my email inbox called “stuff” where i put emails that confuse me

[Dev Latimer @DevinRN88]

Reading a book and coming across a character's name that you don't know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Funny that the government owns all the deer when you hunt but not when one totals your vehicle.

[yo 𓃠𓂀 @kafkaseyes]

getting accused of something so out of character will really have you lying in bed for three hours questioning how people actually perceive you