jayde ☆

[adriana @8driii]

them putting hannah brown
on here like we don’t know she’s been in a committed relationship for the past 2 years…like they think we stupid or something #BachelorInParadise

[Lana @palilana]

Ummm Kat playing with Brayden’s earrings as they kiss…? #BachelorInParadise

[Ellys vs. Acme @ellysmelancholy]

girls waiting for the Ticketmaster verified fan presale sale access email for Taylor Swift knowing it’s just an invitation to war

[Dad Pickup Line @dadpickupline]

My wife called and asked me to get the chicken thighs out of the freezer. I told her we don’t have any chicken thighs in the freezer so she said she’d check when she gets home- your thoughts and prayers are appreciated

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

Taylor Swift is directing a movie, going on a world tour, re-recording her entire discography and writing new music all at the same time while I’m winded simply from getting out of bed.

[jayde ☆ @jaydelizlo]

exactly why i love this song! my bigger than the whole sky is my brother 🤍

[𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧 🐯❤️‍🔥 (#1 lover stan) @gonnabetimeless]

unpopular opinion but i never want to know what bigger than the whole sky is actually about. I love the idea that you can use it to cope with pretty much any thing. I use it to cope with the fact i havent seen my half brothers in 2 years. Some people use it in context of (1/2)

[Pop Base @PopBase]

🚨 SZA will release her new album ‘S.O.S.’ this Friday, December 9th.

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

someone tried to scam my grandpa by pretending to be me saying “hey grandpa, it’s your grandson, i’m stranded in europe and i need you to wire me $5,000” and my grandpa was just like “…robert would never be in europe”

[jayde ☆ @jaydelizlo]

hi, it’s ticketmaster, we’re the problem, it’s us!

[Ticketmaster @Ticketmaster]

Due to extraordinarily high demands on ticketing systems and insufficient remaining ticket inventory to meet that demand, tomorrow's public on-sale for Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour has been cancelled.

[Brooke Fuller @afullerday]

@Ticketmaster Can I ask you a question? Have you ever been trapped inside a frozen queue? And 100,000 tickets got sold in front of you. And 15 seconds later you're still trapped in the queue. Then what did you do?
How many hours will we be stuck on "pause" @Ticketmaster

[THE TWILIGHT SAGA 🍎 @Twilight]

scientists at stanford university have reconstructed this 3D model of how adam and eve might have looked

[trash jones @jzux]

someone once told me “if you can see a mountain lion, that means it isn’t hunting you.” every day since i have lived in terror

[Rihanna @rihanna]

lift me up
10.28.22

[jayde ☆ @jaydelizlo]

@seleste_ how do i get to this point lol

[Taylor Trudon @taylortrudon]

being an adult is hard but can you imagine having to do math homework again