jay

it really ain't hard to be a kind person

[jay @jayden_jpeg]

he just ate cheese off my leg...ik how weird that sounds

[jay @jayden_jpeg]

👏🏻HE👏🏻CARRIED👏🏻ME👏🏻ASLEEP👏🏻FROM👏🏻THE👏🏻COUCH👏🏻TO👏🏻MY👏🏻BED👏🏻

[jay @jayden_jpeg]

"I'm taking your vape away...you hit it in your sleep. I even asked you if you were awake and got no response. I'm concerned" 😭

[jay @jayden_jpeg]

"now I'm no electrician" he says as he jumps his lawnmower off with a drill battery...somehow

[jay @jayden_jpeg]

"oh is this a pink hair??? what a mythic pull" -Noah

[jay @jayden_jpeg]

not even the best artist could accurately paint out how much he means to me

[jay @jayden_jpeg]

so tall he rests his head on mine when we hug 🫣😮‍💨

[jay @jayden_jpeg]

alright, y'all can go ahead and Ol' Yeller my ass, I'm four days in and smiling at my phone. God damnit.

[jay @jayden_jpeg]

I've never wanted a nap so goddamn bad.

[jay @jayden_jpeg]

how have I managed to dodge the seasonal sinus infection this go around???
(this will bite me in the ass)

[jay @jayden_jpeg]

For the love of everything holy, leave me the fuck alone. Leave my shit alone. Get a HOBBY

[jay @jayden_jpeg]

So like, I've tattooed like 6 people now 👀

[jay @jayden_jpeg]

Oh I'm traumatized aren't I? Thanks for that. Fuck you, damn.

[trash jones @jzux]

protein popcorn protein pop tart protein pancake. someone take me out back behind the protein barn and shoot me w a protein rifle

[jay @jayden_jpeg]

Dream job 🧡

[jay @jayden_jpeg]

I lift heavy ass dogs every day at work, and am nonstop running around and on my feet, but oh I have to physically recover from a 20 min shower 😮‍💨

[jay @jayden_jpeg]

OOWEE

[jay @jayden_jpeg]

The dog at work that is on a streak for biting literally everyone and drawing blood almost got my ass today. Literally. Homie really tested me.

[jay @jayden_jpeg]

Not about to catch me fucking slipping

[jay @jayden_jpeg]

Cried for the first time at work today because a rescued pit came in, who had been abused, and would make herself as small as possible in the corner of her room 😭 I couldn't help but sit in her room to just pet and love on her when I had the chance.