Jayden vincente

[Jayden vincente @jayden_vincente]

@JohnMayer how are you doing today with Swifties everywhere praying on your downfall? (genuine question)

[Jayden vincente @jayden_vincente]

How do I take this to court?

[Ticketmaster @Ticketmaster]

Due to extraordinarily high demands on ticketing systems and insufficient remaining ticket inventory to meet that demand, tomorrow's public on-sale for Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour has been cancelled.

[Jayden vincente @jayden_vincente]

An actual conversation that occurred today:
Me: I’m sick and not coming to class
Professor: is it covid
Me: no it’s strep throat
Professor: that’s not an excuse, see you in class
Umass needs to get it together

[Jayden vincente @jayden_vincente]

The best thing about Umass is the free spin classes

[Jayden vincente @jayden_vincente]

Shoutout to all my friends who use their meal swipes on me when I can’t get into the dining halls <3

[Jayden vincente @jayden_vincente]

Coming back to my parents house after an entire year of being in my college house is honestly such a humbling experience.

[Jayden vincente @jayden_vincente]

Shoutout to my therapist and my therapist only for dragging me across this semesters finish line (kinda)

[Jayden vincente @jayden_vincente]

Careful what you ask for guys, not as fun as it looks.

[Jayden vincente @jayden_vincente]

I just want jersey shore season 3 content back in my life

[Jayden vincente @jayden_vincente]

All men look like human shrek. I said what I said.

[Jayden vincente @jayden_vincente]

Sorry umass, but wellness Wednesday immediately correlated to extra long weekend. My bad bro

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Wasn’t planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

At Trader Joe’s with no list. No plan. Clear eyes. Full heart. Huge ass. Can’t lose

[Chicks @Chicks]

Trying to find your friends at the bar because you can’t go to the bathroom alone
https://t.co/8Ep5evFr6Y

[✨Yung Hot✨ IS ONE OF NONE @makermyles]

Obama just KNOW he got the baddest wife at the function. A true flex. 😭

[Jayden vincente @jayden_vincente]

@m_lachance1 I’m trying to figure out why you thought that’d be a good idea in the first place

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

the girls who organized the prom dress facebook groups should be in charge of distributing the vaccine

[Jayden vincente @jayden_vincente]

Tbt to that time me and liv drank a pack of claws and built a claw tower and our mom yelled at us the next day :/

[Jayden vincente @jayden_vincente]

Liv told the doctor she had a Gf and they really told her that she crushed our parents hopes and dreams for her LOLOLOLLLLL IM DONE

[Jayden vincente @jayden_vincente]

I would personally like to thank Tito’s handmade vodka for getting me through this year, I’m dedicating 2020 to you baby