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[jayden ❁ @jaydennicoleg]

if you ever wanna know how petty i am, this one time in the 7th grade some kid on the bus threw something at my face and i fake cried the entire way home and then came to school with a fake bruise on my cheek using my mom’s eyeshadow for the next three days

[💭 @daemonthinker]

nothing HOTD will ever be as culturally impactful as this haircut

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

rhaenyra thinks she's in conclave. daemon thinks he's in law and order. mysaria thinks she's in gossip girl. helaena and alicent think they're in prison break. daeron thinks he's in saw. rhaena thinks she's in yellowjackets.

[lizzie @lizinterrupted]

i know we should normalize male friendships, but these two are pretty gay

[lola @comicscurated]

Shes a religious fundamentalist, she gay shes homophobic, she loves abortions and she’ll never die

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

so far daemon has suggested:

-firing otto hightower before viserys married alicent
- for rhaenys to kill all the greens at the coronation
- attacking vhagar with both meleys and caraxes
- killing ormund and daeron without offering surrender

idk yall maybe let's hear him out 😭

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ngl if we dating only one of us can be on twitter and its gone be me

[g ᯓ★⋆˚꩜｡ @freealicent]

otto your children are PATHETIC and GAY

[manu @_wmaanu]

como é finalmente contar pra sua amiga uma bosta gigantesca q vc fez a semanas atras e que precisou esconder de tanta vergonha q vc tava

[⛧kai⛧🏒🚨🪽 @kailovesharry]

Not to sound like a boomer but working with younger gen z is unfortunately giving me boomer mentality 😭 like im not saying you should take shit at your job but like you have to do the job???? Like you have to actually do the work in order to keep the job 😭😭😭😭😭

[ʚ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎₊˚ emi ⋆ 🦭˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @littlemiksx]

Mi parte favorita de la biblia es cuando Jesús, en vez de decirle a las mujeres como vestirse, le dice a los hombres que se arranquen sus ojos y corten las manos si no son capaces de controlarse

[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @dillydallyesque]

Me normally: ACAB
Me when the Tate brothers are arrested:

[💭 @daemonthinker]

every time Daemon says we should kill someone he's right so can we please listen to him

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

im sorry but rhaenyra was so funny here

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[faboolah @azninthesun]

the “you fucking the text man for texts” woman should win a nobel prize

[chris @shinacolada]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing i’m fucking is delusional and broke

[maria 𝜗𝜚⋆₊˚ @fanginghorror]

this is simply the truth, & it’s quite devastating.

[☆ Angelita ☆ @pyschodior]

how grown men feel after posting a curated photo dump on instagram

[yas @adoomies3]

Whoever wrote this article needs a raise because whew they hit the nail on every point about the love island USA season 8 men