Jayden Rodrigues

it's a bit like that innit

[Jayden Rodrigues @jaydenr123]

I drink more orange juice than I do water, it's a serious issue #oj #simpson #takemetochurch

[Jayden Rodrigues @jaydenr123]

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[Jayden Rodrigues @jaydenr123]

@FraserRoy54 This is good

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@calorie_tate ‘Birthday boys literally only want one thing, and it’s Fkn disgusting’

[Jayden Rodrigues @jaydenr123]

Went into chemist warehouse and the bloke at the front asked to take my temperature before coming in, I said yep and opened my mouth like aaaah, He looked at me confused and proceeded to scan my forehead. Technology amirite! #stupid

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@Pontifex This is your shittest tweet, Frank.

[Jayden Rodrigues @jaydenr123]

That’s some mighty fine looking toilet paper

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@calorie_tate Not my first rodeo with 24 nugs, i could definitely sense something was different when I gazed upon the contents

[Jayden Rodrigues @jaydenr123]

Nothing says Christmas spirit like the noble McDonald’s employee who put 27 nuggets in my 24pk box #ChristmasMiracle

[Jayden Rodrigues @jaydenr123]

Surely avin a laugh

[Jayden Rodrigues @jaydenr123]

When mum says the chicken chippies are ready to eat from the oven

[Jayden Rodrigues @jaydenr123]

Might have to pull the trigger on a $5 tip for a didi, after he popped his glove box and gave me a water for the ride and a solo for the morning after, was packed like a fridge in there. Cheers Van wherever you are, u r a legend #softies #thirstcrusher

[Jayden Rodrigues @jaydenr123]

Happens to the best of us

[Jayden Rodrigues @jaydenr123]

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It’s the little convos on a crispy Saturday and or Sunday morning that mean the most

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@ayreskieran This is still so very good

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@PearsonFraser Up there with a filthy $5 pizza that’s for sure

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Genuine sucker for a can of coke the morning after a night on the piss #softies #livinlavidacoca

[Jayden Rodrigues @jaydenr123]

Took a bite out of a chilli chip and a bit of chilli flavour flicked up into my eye. Goes to show the things we love, hurt us the most #lovehurts

[Jayden Rodrigues @jaydenr123]

@conorross94 Between the hours of 4am-11:30am she’s a sausage McMuffin and hash brown job

[Jayden Rodrigues @jaydenr123]

6 words to turn your morning on it’s head “do u want anything from maccas?”