Jayden🥷🏽

[Dictator @dictxtor_]

"The customer is always right"

Not during my shift

[Flash @Flashyasf]

I’ll be the lamest nigga on earth before I ever try & fit in w/ these niggas

[donnie @donnieplath]

Tested positive for the male urge to sit on the couch, put one hand down my pants and play with my balls

[nelly! @nellychillin]

Thinking about her big ol butt

[Matt “Big D” Dongles @BigDBoneyard]

Rule #1 of manhood:
Don’t stop wiping until you see nothing but blood on the toilet paper

[greg @greg16676935420]

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

[Jayden🥷🏽 @jaydenz33]

@Vuhlandes LETSSSS FUCKING GOOOOOOO DUDE I WAS SO WORRIED🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 so glad ur doing good man💪🏽

[Jayden🥷🏽 @jaydenz33]

@HarjotSandhu24 They too busy cuz they got 10 cop cars worth of cops harassing a homeless man minding his business or calling 5 more cop cars for backup on an innocent black dude they decided to pull over. Police officers the most dangerous gang in the country

[199621147 @lyemcfly]

Lmaoooo. The fact she didn’t scream her head off would make me love her more

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Speaker Knockerz would have been 29 years old today. Happy Birthday & R.I.P. 🙏

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

“Dad, tell us about the Avengers Infinity War opening day theater experience”

[Jayden🥷🏽 @jaydenz33]

@NVIDIAGeForce @OWCavalry @PlayOverwatch #BeyondFast