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tweeting my thoughts into the void 🫠

[༆ @jaydfq]

@Timieweb No but 10x harder to make a successful software company

[Timie @Timieweb]

At what point is a SaaS actual ready for lunch?

When the core feature works, when the ui looked polished, or when you confidently charge someone for it ?

[༆ @jaydfq]

@sammie_boi02 Pot belly here he comes

[༆ @jaydfq]

@nathehinon_ Nice one poor man

[༆ @jaydfq]

@0xwale Drake!!!

[༆ @jaydfq]

@Timieweb Everyone starts small

[༆ @jaydfq]

@omgnicewords Lmao ai

[༆ @jaydfq]

@Je_ssy_cah Make we tag our lion @Verydakman_

[༆ @jaydfq]

@fjxr_ Guyyyy😂😂

I go tag them

[༆ @jaydfq]

@princeofweb3 I can’t find it

[Prince 👑 @princeofweb3]

This is going to be the first and LAST time, @OPay_NG 🚨

What exactly is wrong with your loan marketing team? Why do your agents keep calling my number EVERY DAY claiming I’m eligible for a ₦5 million loan?

I have absolutely no interest in your loan offers , stop disturbing my privacy fgs

For the avoidance of doubt, I draw your attention to

→ Section 36(3) & (4) of the Nigeria Data Protection Act 2023: My right to object to the processing of my personal data for direct marketing

→ Section 37 of the 1999 Constitution (as amended): Protection of citizens’ privacy, including telephone communications

Consider this my formal notice

If another agent contacts me with unsolicited loan marketing, I will escalate this to the NDPC and pursue all available legal remedies against OPay

I expect this to stop immediately

[༆ @jaydfq]

@g4na_xo wtf💀

[༆ @jaydfq]

@gustavoinsol I just wanna eat one

[炼金叔叔 @AirdropAlchemis]

我昨天晚上吃了一片伟哥做实验，来说说我的感觉吧

1. 吃完半小时，躺在床上能感觉到自己的心跳，有点喝了小酒的感觉。

2. 打开电视看了会新闻联播，没有勃起

3. 半小时过去了，自己一个人躺床上，没有勃起

4. 女朋友进屋，穿着平时穿的睡衣，躺我边上看电视，看着女朋友的大腿，瞬间就硬了

5. 戴套开干，换了四个姿势，就是不射

6. 女朋友说我今天比以前的时候硬，做这么长时间都不射，是不是吃药了。我说我喝了杯红牛

7. 做的很爽，就是不射。女朋友被搞得死去活来。最后放弃

8. 最后看着动作片，自己用手才射。射完之后竟然还是硬的

9. 夜里睡得不好，感觉自己心跳的扑通扑通的。早晨醒来，坚挺无比

10. 看着片子又撸了一发，整个人到现在都没有精神，感觉跟虚脱的希望。

11. 自己到了单位，看见了打菜的张阿姨，下面又硬了

12. 不停的喝水，希望药效赶快消失

13. 到了办公室，终于不硬了

14. 上厕所的时候看见了打扫卫生的李阿姨，又硬了。

[༆ @jaydfq]

@AirdropAlchemis Bro has thing for aunties

[༆ @jaydfq]

a larper calling out another larper

[Reggie @reggieonx]

i still try to wonder why someone would use screenshots of others people's wallets to farm their followers!!!!!

imagine constantly talking about giving out gigs and most of your comments is always "SCAMMER" and all awful comments.

and you cared less about it, funny how this person isn't my mutual but i saw him like my post couple of days ago and I checked his page.

only for me to see a screenshot of my wallet win and @dvkexbt win some weeks ago and i was so flabbergasted.

i sincerely didn't want to make this post but if you are following this guy in hopes of getting a gig and all, id advise you forget about it.

below are screenshots of his posts and the evidence of wins he used while farming engagements.

stay safe!!

[༆ @jaydfq]

@Je_ssy_cah @ms_yiwa Thai nigga get mind😭😂😂😂

[Ifenkili💋ྀི @Je_ssy_cah]

I’ve tried my best sha
Anything she sees she should take it!!!
And the audacity to still wear my dress for her event yesterday 😂😂

[༆ @jaydfq]

@fjxr_ Even me sef no understand the rizz😭🫠

[༆ @jaydfq]

@safiyyaaliyu86 @elonmusk Bro was pissed to meet his fellow countryman