Jay'd Hagberg

Minneapolis-based makeup artist, digital marketer, and general Jack of all Trades.

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@Guerrilla Stuck on a game-breaking bug in the first battle with Erik. Any eta on a fix?

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Hey @nbcsnl - not having @lizzo for a cameo on the weird little flute sketch is the biggest missed opportunity of 2021 so far. Just saying.

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#ableist @Apple

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Hey @Apple - why are you forcing volume throttling features on the new iPhone iOS? Some users, namely deaf users like myself, rely on the louder volume to be able to use your products. Having the volume cut every five minutes is not going to work for me.

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@KaplanFinEdu - GET IT TOGETHER! I've been on hold for nearly two hours just trying to get my study portal unlocked. TERRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE!

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@JoeBiden - please tell @realDonaldTrump he's fired.

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@realDonaldTrump You're fired!

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@PrisonPlanet Correction: China (and the US) never signed the portion of the treaty that allows children to file suit for violations of the Convention, hence why they weren't named. They can't be sued if they're not part of the agreement. Stop spreading misinformation.

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@ShoshanaBean So it's my birthday on the 26th and we're seeing you in minneapolis on the 27th. IF you were to, perchance, just HAPPEN to do Cornet Man... I mean. I wouldn't be mad. Like. At all.

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Sincerely, a job-hunting digital marketing professional.

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So you’re looking for a new career. You’re 27, you have over a decade of experience in various customer service and marketing roles, and you’re ready to be done waiting tables - which you’ve done and excelled at for over 12 years!

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Step Six. No really, keep waiting. Feel free to respond at your earliest convenience. I would love the opportunity to discuss how my skill set fits into the needs of your business.