Jaydon

The Jackpot

[Jaydon @JaydonJerm]

grab some sexy enby tell them/they

[hayden🎃 @arachno_mania]

how life has lowkey been feeling

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

Huge for fans of four-letter words

[Jaydon @JaydonJerm]

crystal ball showed me pussy money weed

[Jaydon @JaydonJerm]

fortune telling is REAL !! IT MUST BE

[Jaydon @JaydonJerm]

@subtoconnorpls every friend group can be sorted into this

[Jaydon @JaydonJerm]

fortune telling is REAL !! IT MUST BE

[Jaydon @JaydonJerm]

where the woke women at

[Jaydon @JaydonJerm]

I use the popcorn button every time I don't give a fuck bro

[Jaydon @JaydonJerm]

When she uhhh me when she uhmmmm

[Jaydon @JaydonJerm]

@subtoconnorpls He put up a good fight. RIP patriot 🫡

[Jaydon @JaydonJerm]

girl had a flock of finding nemo seagulls

[🦇. @bat777_]

i once had to delete a story because 3 different ppl commented “mine” under it

[Jaydon @JaydonJerm]

I walk into a bowling alley real confident for a guy who's about to bowl a 87

[Jaydon @JaydonJerm]

how to a tell a friend he has to stop abbreviating hungry howies

[Jaydon @JaydonJerm]

I have to treat people who listen to ai music as peers/equals and I'm supposed to find joy in life?

[Jaydon @JaydonJerm]

they should make movie theater popcorn that doesn't make you feel deathly ill hours later

[Jaydon @JaydonJerm]

I saw an older version of myself sat across the bar from me the other night and I can't stop thinking about it

[Jaydon @JaydonJerm]

@WWERomanReigns ggs

[Jaydon @JaydonJerm]

bald dawgs go to heaven

[Jaydon @JaydonJerm]

@ConnorEatsPants everyone knows a guy who saw yoda while camping once

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave