Jaydr Vernanda

🏅 Employee of the Year (2024, 2025), 🎥 Master of Kinography, 🤴 Patriarch of the Vernanda Family

[Jaydr Vernanda @jaydrvernanda]

there are people in this world who disregard society’s norms to an alarming degree

it’s not murderers, violence is in our nature

it’s not thieves, stealing is natural under capitalism

it’s people who blast audio through their phone speakers in public

[Jaydr Vernanda @jaydrvernanda]

Vote JaydrVernanda for Employee of the Year
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[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As 2025 comes to a close, I'm continuing a tradition that I started during my time in the White House: sharing my annual lists of favorite books, movies, and music. I hope you find something new to enjoy—and please send any recommendations for me to check out!

[Jaydr Vernanda @jaydrvernanda]

broke: deleting a line of code
woke: highlighting a line of code and writing a prompt for the ai to delete the line of code

[Jaydr Vernanda @jaydrvernanda]

Daliban, I desperately need your help.

Today is the last day of voting in the most important election of our lives: the election that decides Destiny's employee of the year.

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[Jaydr Vernanda @jaydrvernanda]

@Voiture__ you didn't fortunately, starting in 5

[Jaydr Vernanda @jaydrvernanda]

whiplash live in 5

[Jaydr Vernanda @jaydrvernanda]

@dancantstream buying cool office buildings in st. louis i've got $1k to spend dm me

[Jaydr Vernanda @jaydrvernanda]

@amumu_lessthan3 @ILiedAboutCake GIVE MONEY NOW

[Jaydr Vernanda @jaydrvernanda]

It makes no sense

[Jaydr Vernanda @jaydrvernanda]

Ignore is going to be deleted as a “feature”, except for DMs

[Jaydr Vernanda @jaydrvernanda]

I was consistently belittled by certain members of upper management.

My work was called "dogshit" I was called "incompetent".

They even introduced a command in chat named after me that, when used, posted a close-up of Tony Dofat making a face of intense disapproval.

[Jaydr Vernanda @jaydrvernanda]

@hey_madni GPT

[Jaydr Vernanda @jaydrvernanda]

>briefly peek out the window in awe at the titanic >turn back around and notice one of the passengers has sync'd the submarine controller to their phone so they can play genshin impact #OceanGate

[Jaydr Vernanda @jaydrvernanda]

that face when five people get killed because of logitech stick drift #OceanGate

[Jaydr Vernanda @jaydrvernanda]

you didn't use a madcatz controller with the turbo button no wonder your sub sank idiot