Last month I launched my first business helping others accept payments by eliminating transaction fees and upgrading their equipment for free.
Today, I’m proud to announce that I was able to be of service to my first client. I was able to deliver on my promise to him!🙏🏽
Randy Arozarena just went off on Cal Raleigh;
(Translated and written by Master Flip)
How do you think I should respond to Cal Raleigh? How should I put it to him?
I want to say it in four languages.
First in Spanish: The only thing he should be thankful for is having such great parents. He’s very well educated, thank God. I was lucky enough to see them a few days ago at the hotel. They came over to greet me, gave me a big hug, and were genuinely proud to see me again.
After that, I want to give it to him straight Cuban style: What he has to do is fuck off!
Mexican style: Go to hell!
And in English: That fake ass “good to see you” he hit me with? He can shove it straight up his ass. I’m out.
Shohei Ohtani just delivered a 2-minute+ long speech in English after accepting the NL MVP Award at the BBWA Award show.
Ohtani thanked his Dodgers teammates, coaching staff and went in-depth on what this award means to him.
That’s our superstar 🥲
Couple spotted an 83-year-old man working out hard by himself, so they joined him. Not only is he incredibly athletic for his age, but he also dropped some wisdom and reflected on his late wife. “Life is short—if you love someone, make damn sure they know it.” ❤️💯