Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️

ardent lover and permanent hater.
host and producer @flcpodcast they/them 🏳️‍⚧️

[Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️ @jayebeeem]

Happy Pride to the following only…

Trans women
Bi+ men
Trans men
Me
My friends

💙🩷💜
🩷🤍🩵
💜💛🤍🖤

[Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️ @jayebeeem]

If anyone needs a genital piercing the shop on 88th actually does them!!!!!!!

[Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️ @jayebeeem]

We suck :)

[Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️ @jayebeeem]

DO YOU MEAN MY BOYFRIEND PAUL GOLDSCHMIDT

[Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️ @jayebeeem]

I’m gonna have a kid and name him Jazz Chisholm Junior Jr

[Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️ @jayebeeem]

A coworker just signed off an email saying "getting poetic, need carbs". Perfection.

[Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️ @jayebeeem]

Absolutely absurd you go for a short jog, eat a healthy meal, and your mental health improves 🙄

[Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️ @jayebeeem]

Alex Jones say happy pride!!! https://t.co/6JX3iXgY95

[Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️ @jayebeeem]

Love my alpha arrogance https://t.co/Msy37OVN7Z

[Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️ @jayebeeem]

It's always so affirming hearing other people have "serious conversations" and sound fucking idiotic. I am right and correct to feel self conscious about having SERIOUS CONVERSATIONS in public

[Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️ @jayebeeem]

She’s cracking a raw egg into her milk #ShakespeareSummer

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

Marilyn Monroe's breakfast. Modern Man, August 1955.

[Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️ @jayebeeem]

My IPL finals take is: when said the Royal Challengers Bengaluru need better name/branding, I was told team names aren’t for white people in Queens. Which, fair.

[Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️ @jayebeeem]

The grass in prospect park has gotten long

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

Let me ask with kisses for the remedy, and with kisses give thanks for it.

Franz Kafka, 1912.

[Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️ @jayebeeem]

As i was leaving, classic Brittany came on and gave me a shot of pop in its most glorious form

[Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️ @jayebeeem]

A LITTLE early for the gym to be blasting bitch better have my money…but only a little

[Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️ @jayebeeem]

I retract this tweet. It sent the playlist down an unholy path

[Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️ @jayebeeem]

Mid thigh skirt all fun and games until the stairs up to the 7 happen

[Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️ @jayebeeem]

Yankees winning by 14 and the end of Lolita doing epic battle to determine my mood tomorrow morning

[Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️ @jayebeeem]

@CraigMahoney Can’t wait for the community to fix my toilet seat cover and water pressure problem 🥰