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forex trade, web 3…🐐agbafian

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@KelOnovo Dumbest advice ever

[Yemi @6oss_x]

You don't have to say "I miss you." Say it in a way that makes her feel it. Say this instead.

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[KING OF ALL SPORTS @Emmanuel_Tips]

A retweet cost 0.00 naira.. it’s been almost 27 days now…. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

Once you start noticing a receding hairline at the earliest stage, get castor oil and rosemary oil. Mix 15 drops of castor oil with 1 drop of rosemary oil in your palm, then massage it into your scalp consistently. It will save you from breaking the bank trying to restore your hairline later.

I've restored my hairline twice. My dad was already bald at an age younger than I am now, yet my hair is full and my hairline is sharp.

For a proper scalp massage tutorial, search for Austin Goh's scalp massage video on YouTube.

You're welcome.

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

If I tried to give my fiancée (now wife) money when we were dating, she would ask me what it’s for & why you are giving her money. She would reject it

I could remember the one and only time she asked me for money, 11k to be precise, 3 years into our relationship. It was cos she was in a very tight corner — she was going for her clinicals driving her dad’s car when she had a minor accident and needed it fixed before she returns home.
If you see how excited I was when she asked me for the money ehn. 😂🤣

But now that we are married, if I give her money, she go just dey shine teeth 😂🤣
She believes that if you are neither an orphan nor crippled, then you shouldn’t be collecting money from a man who isn’t your husband. That’s how they were brought up & that’s how I’m bringing up my girls.

Now you see why I really get pissed on this app when I see how men are spending on women they aren’t married to and more disgusting is women feeling entitled to a man’s money.

Your parents simply failed in giving your proper training, that’s all.

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@Timidey4you @TroubleFlakes For how long will you idiots adjust

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@callingjasmine Kukuma get a slave

[MRR ADDY  @vibewithmraddy]

😭😂😂😂

[Adrenalin Patlaması @adrenaIinIendnz]

Bir adam, Android desen kilidini tek tek deneyerek kırmayı başardı.

[Ben the Seer @MikaelCBernard]

Fixed

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Even if fuel gets to 5k per liter, I can still afford it.

But can I drive my car safely to anywhere in Nigeria?

That's why you should never gloat when very few of the citizens can survive a harsh economy.

If it's bad for you, it's bad for all.

That's why you're an idiot when you support the APC because you're benefiting from them.

You'd be the first victim from a failed government, because you have the money that the poor needs to survive.

No one gains anything when majority of the population live in abject poverty.

End.

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@Kecyy 🙏❤️all love

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@neo_officialll Are bricks less cheaper than blocks

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@jon_d_doe Yes sir

I’ve experienced it

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@IAmSagzee This is absolutely true

[Wellness wins @Bro_Code_x]

Put a mosquito coil in water, and you'll never have this problem again

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

He burst that man wey dy press phone head 😭😭😭

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

“Instead of Remi Tinubu to be in the kitchen and take care of her husband, she is busy interfering in the affairs of Warri” - Warri Chief

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@jon_d_doe 😂😂😂😂bring sir

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@PenTitan @TroubleFlakes Na preeq privilege I get dawq

Will it take me far…?