Salty Winter Child

She / Her. Medical doctor / Oncopathologist. Pretentious hipster. Lover of musicals. Hailer of taxi cabs. Giver of high-fives. Has too many opinions about TV

[Salty Winter Child @jayenn21st]

Website: Are you a robot?

Me: *sighs* Man, if only.

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[Salty Winter Child @jayenn21st]

I've been ride or die for this guy since he was on Melissa and Joey in 2010.

[rom-com archive @romcomarchive]

nick robinson finding love on my screen again…we are so back

[Róisín Lanigan @rosielanners]

amazing to think we likely won't see another simultaneous lent, chinese new year, ramadan and disgraced member of the british royal family being arrested in our lifetime

[Salty Winter Child @jayenn21st]

@Idontneed1 @thisisnefertiti Who was the other one?

[Salty Winter Child @jayenn21st]

And they will tell you that "you become invisible to men after a certain age".
Wonderful news, can't wait. I'm gonna rob a bank in my 50s.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Every woman I know in her 40s or 50s is cooler, hotter, wiser, and more badass than she was in her 20s and 30s. The anti-aging industry is lying to you. Don’t let them exploit your insecurities to sell you shit you don’t need for problems you don’t have.

[JDK @JDKDAY]

One of of the funniest moments in history has to be when Hitler killed himself and the German generals went to tell the Soviets and the Soviets said “yeah we already knew that” when they really didn’t. Let that be a lesson. Always look for an angle.

[Salty Winter Child @jayenn21st]

Not a single character exhibiting critical thinking skills at any point.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Finally watching The Materialists and I'm so sorry, what the f*ck is this movie?

[Salty Winter Child @jayenn21st]

No, because the only one I've ever gotten is Pete Davidson.

[Salty Winter Child @jayenn21st]

I just want to say even back when she was making objectively good music, the number of stans saying that she "taught them english" was a real indictment of the literacy level in that fandom.

[katie crosson @katiecrosson]

baby formula sinking to the bottom of the ocean in international waters 60 nautical miles from the site of mass starvation. this shames the world

[Salty Winter Child @jayenn21st]

No, YOU know David Corenswet as Superman. I know him as Ben Platt's bi ghost ex from The Politician

[Salty Winter Child @jayenn21st]

I don't like pizza either, and get much more judgment for the latter.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

People are so weirded out by women who don't want children. They'll be like "oh my god why don't you want to do this incredibly difficult thing that everyone struggles with for the rest of your life?!" as if you just told them you don't like pizza.

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

i could get "a" boyfriend thats not the point. the boyfriend that i want is abstract…almost intangible. more of a concept than a physical being. its something only really experienced by 18th century romance novelists and teenage girls with boyband hysteria

[Salty Winter Child @jayenn21st]

Some of you really need to stop making "first born daughter" your whole personality.

[Salty Winter Child @jayenn21st]

I'm seated. The theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it “isn’t even out yet” but I'm simply too seated.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Nathan Fielder has been reportedly visiting Elizabeth Holmes in prison as part of a top-secret documentary.

(Source: https://t.co/WDDRA1UtFL)

[Salty Winter Child @jayenn21st]

I was never able to figure out why Salley Rooney writes her characters like that, and then I found out she met her partner at the age of 20. It's all making sense now

[Dr. Longissimus @DrLongissimus]

"Medicine is a calling" is a phrase exclusively uttered by people who don't have hobbies

[Salty Winter Child @jayenn21st]

Plot twist - James is also black, and Harry is biracial

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Paapa Essiedu has now been cast as Severus Snape in the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series.

(Source: Deadline)

[Salty Winter Child @jayenn21st]

Being a doctor sounds grown up on paper, until I have to tell someone I'm starting my first real job at the ripe old age of 29