SCRAPPER dir. Charlotte Regan (movie) - A
I loved this! Harris Dickinson hot. I don't know if Charlotte Regan is hot (I haven't seen her) but she is a remarkable director! You have one day left to watch this at Sundance online and I highly recommend that you do!
MISSING dir. Nicholas D. Johnson & Will Merrick (movie) - A
Searching is one of my favorite movies, so I was excited for this one – and they've done it again! Even without Debra Messing, this is so good. We were gasping and yelling at the screen! I hope there's a third one!
TO LESLIE dir. Michael Morris (movie) - B
YES, I WATCHED IT. I had to see for myself what everyone was talking about! And I'm here to say that her performance is good! It's not stunning! I can think of several performances I liked more just from last year! But good for her.
THE FABELMANS dir. Steven Spielberg (movie) - C
I did not find this interesting or engaging. I didn't think Michelle Williams was any good. I will not be happy if this wins best picture. Also why was it so homoerotic if Steven Spielberg is straight?
WOMEN TALKING dir. Sarah Polley (movie) - B
I hated the first half of this movie, but then something clicked (and I genuinely don't know what) and I absolutely loved the rest of it – even though the second half was kind of the same as the first??
M3GAN dir. Gerard Johnstone (movie) - A
The rumors are true: this is the best movie of 2023. It's too bad it came out in January because now I will be judging every movie for the rest of the year against M3GAN and every performance against Allison Williams.
EMPIRE OF LIGHT dir. Sam Mendes (movie) - A
So... I thought this was a rom com. I don't know how I got that impression, but it was NOT that AT ALL. Don't go in expecting a rom com! I really loved it as it was, though. Just needed a mental shift to enjoy it.
So...... I started this account to catalog everything I saw in 2022. It is now 2023. I achieved my goal! But I don't want to stop! THE REVIEWS WILL CONTINUE IN 2023!
TILL dir. Chinonye Chukwu (movie) - A
Chinonye Chukwu's direction and Danielle Deadwyler's performance made this an absolutely STUNNING movie. I can't wait to see what each of them does next! I will be thinking about the testimony scene for... the rest of my life probably
BABYLON dir. Damien Chazelle (movie) - B
I can't say I liked this movie but I was never bored! And I have to give it a full letter grade increase because of how amazing my wife Margot was. And because she kissed a woman (NOT A SPOILER THERE ARE INTERVIEWS ABOUT IT)
I WANT YOU BACK dir. Jason Orley (movie) - B
This was fun and sweet! The end was a little on the nose (literally and figuratively) but I liked that. I thought it would be super predictable but it was able to surprise me! I recommend it if you just want a nice simple night in.
AIN'T NO MO on broadway (play) - A
It took me a long time to get around to seeing this but I'm so glad I (and everyone else) was galvanized by the closing notice. Holy cow this was good. I laughed, I cried, I screamed, I experienced basically every emotion! #SAVEAINTNOMO
THE COLLABORATION on broadway (play) - A
Why haven't I seen anyone talking about this show? It's amazing! The performances are impeccable and I loved the play. My only critique is that it didn't really need an intermission. I did have fun dancing during intermission though!!!
MATILDA THE MUSICAL dir. Matthew Warchus (movie) - A
Maybe my favorite movie of the year? I thought the stage show was good not great, but this fixed all my problems with it (except the semi-transphobia.) Lashana Lynch is the new love of my life. Update your records accordingly.
SPOILER ALERT dir. Michael Showalter (movie) - C
I found this incredibly bland. Nothing happened in it that wasn't in the trailer, and the use of TV as a framing device was so inconsistent and underused that it felt strange and out of place. I did sob at the end, however.
I saw three shows this weekend and my review of all three of them is the same. So...
YOU WILL GET SICK
DOWNSTATE
THE BANDANGED PLACE
I really liked the plays, but I didn't like how they handled disability.
We need a seismic shift in how theatre artists view disability........