Jeff

what is an tweeter

[Jeff @jayers_eff]

.@Migos

[Jeff @jayers_eff]

We’re done talking about $28 lunches for now but another variation of the same stupid fucking debate will come back like it always does

[@pat @0xpatterns]

“Why don’t you just eat fucking ramen everyday? Just eat peanut butter and ramen for 50 years dumbass and invest all your money into the pico top of the gayest most fragile empire in history you dumbass idiot. Just starve and eat shit and dirt everyday for your entire life and then you can spend $30 on lunch when you’re old and about to die it’s simple. Don’t you know your 20’s are for grinding?? You’re supposed to eat shit for the majority of your life that’s why your ancestors built America. So you could eat shit and fucking die moron.”

[Jeff @jayers_eff]

*rips a fat joint*

“shoes? nahh bro i said AI”

[Jeff @jayers_eff]

@JDVance every time u tweet i wanna kms

[Jeff @jayers_eff]

@JDVance he’s coming watch out

[Jeff @jayers_eff]

my new method of keeping up with daily news is turning on connoreatspants notifications

[Jeff @jayers_eff]

meanwhile pigeons

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This bird nest has a secret "false entrance" cleverly designed to confuse predators.

[Jeff @jayers_eff]

what number is this

[Jeff @jayers_eff]

@biggersocks same

[Jeff @jayers_eff]

why am i 30 years old?

fucking christ. why?

[Jeff @jayers_eff]

weezy f baby and the f is for feffrey

[Jeff @jayers_eff]

ayooo after 3 days, tweet was removed.

lfg thank you @X

[Jeff @jayers_eff]

i once tweeted a self-deprecating joke about “jumping out a window” or some shit. my account was banned for a week for the “dangerous rhetoric”.

meanwhile this woman with an actually following is calling for the genoc*de of the entire american-hispanic population.

wtf @X

[Jeff @jayers_eff]

i once tweeted a self-deprecating joke about “jumping out a window” or some shit. my account was banned for a week for the “dangerous rhetoric”.

meanwhile this woman with an actually following is calling for the genoc*de of the entire american-hispanic population.

wtf @X

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

Wtf this gotta do with me?

[Jeff @jayers_eff]

trump’s dumbass gonna tariff the Luka trade

[Jeff @jayers_eff]

squid games idea:

1,000,000 maga participants

all will die but 1

lucky winner gets a 10min meet & greet with donald trump

who’s in?

[Jeff @jayers_eff]

i swear to god i’m just now discovering lana del rey

solid artist, 9.4/10

[Jeff @jayers_eff]

you’re telling me in the entire course of human existence - for however many centuries longer we exist - that whether or not we reach Mars depends on the outcome of this election?

with all due respect, gtfo

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Unless there is significant government reform, laws & regulations will keep getting worse every year until every great endeavor, from high-speed rail between our cities to making life multiplanetary, is effectively illegal.

Trump supports a government efficiency commission to allow great things to be done, Kamala does not.

We will never reach Mars if Kamala wins.