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Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Donald Trump just made more money in one month via insider trading than Nancy Pelosi did in 37 years.

[REZI @HeyTerezi]

so much of Cena's personality makes sense when you really think about how most of his life is either being manipulated by a necrotized old man or seeing literally hundreds of children who will die within the month basically beg him to help them live. the man is a husk

[Cheesesteak Papi @JayFlatbush]

I need to be more like John Cena

[Peter @cena17thszn]

When Nikki Bella asked John Cena who would make the decision if he were ever on life support

Cena: "That’s up to me. It's not you. It’s confidential"

Nikki: "I want to be No 2"

Cena: "You’re not even on the list"

Nikki: "Thanks🙂"

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

I’m sorry, “Pablo Pledgescobar” is phenomenal

[Cheesesteak Papi @JayFlatbush]

First the NBA shuts down the Clippers/Kawhi report from ESPN, and now Jeanie Buss pumps the brakes on the report by Shams.

Tough day for journalism at ESPN, but I guess that what happens when you fire all the journalists.

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Full letter from Jeanie Buss' lawyer:

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

The guy playing MVP Baseball 2005 nonstop for a week until he got a perfect game with Roy Oswalt finally did it on try No. 1,993.

We Are All Witnesses.

https://t.co/3V2GO6Wvcg

[Cheesesteak Papi @JayFlatbush]

@espn @DVNJr @Baxter @ramonashelburne

[Asad🗽🍎 @AsadFromNYC]

A Broadway ticket outreach video in Chinese. No AI involved in its making at all. And the critics say he doesn’t do ethnic outreach. The truth is we may never have another mayor who does it this well again.

[koreanoli @koreanoli]

For I am Doom 💥

[Cheesesteak Papi @JayFlatbush]

Marvel Tokon is AMAZING

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

People with 6 teeth defending people with 8 yachts is one of the greatest political achievements in modern history.

[Cheesesteak Papi @JayFlatbush]

This is why you should be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because in three generations no one will remember you.

[COW @LucciAgenda]

This is because Matt, as any Daredevil fan will tell you, is an asshole

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Scientists say we need to halve Earth’s population to just 4 billion to save the planet, per Daily Mail.

[Serena @nyyserena]

The Yankees “evil empire” was Disneyland compared to whatever illuminati worshipping evil organization that is the Los Angeles Dodgers.

[juan @JuanEditzs]

there’s a moment in spider-man brand new day where peter does/says something that will FOR SURE have big implications and have peter feeling like this in a couple years.

very fucking smart way it was written in

[E Booker✊🏾 @E_Book88]

People are forgetting how strong Doom is really.. the nigga took the Power Cosmic from the Silver Surfer, effortlessly ripping Thanos's spine out in secret wars for just poppin shit, rewriting reality as God Emperor Doom. Went to hell caught multiple fades with Mephisto to free his mother’s soul, held off cosmic blasts from four Celestials at the same damn time.. and we here complaining about how he was able to fend off Thor’s stormbreaker? Lmao yall don’t know ball man

[Kevin Bolk (K-Bo.) @kevinbolk]

That was pretty good. This was better. Doom knows how to handle these broads.

[Cheesesteak Papi @JayFlatbush]

As the ruler of Latveria, Dr. Doom is actually a mix of Trump and Mamdani. He built a utopia where everyone prospers but you have to be MAGA and worship him.

[kay! 🇵🇸 @smog_fog]

Im not a comics head so idk but how is doctor doom able to do this i thought he was just like an evil politician

[Cheesesteak Papi @JayFlatbush]

Thor is basically 2007 LeBron in Doomsday