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[jay @jayfools]

I think the @TheSavBananas need to invite @jimjefferies to throw the first pitch in all of their games to help him get over his fear of bananas.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I dislike most of you.

[jay @jayfools]

@michaelbabcock @anthonyjoshua @jakepaul Can we get Tyson Fury to fight him? That would be a beatdown worth watching lol

[DulceBiatch @BiatchDulce]

Omg this is hilarious.😂

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Who remembers this movie?

Spoof movies are the best.

[jay @jayfools]

@RWJBarnabas In Jersey, there’s no such thing as taylor ham, it’s pork roll, fix your lame commercial.

[jay @jayfools]

@NBCSports @NDFootball should take their games to another channel

[jay @jayfools]

@NBCSports You really chose to bump the rest of the game onto your stupid peacock network?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Independence Day is a reminder that America is not the project of any one person. The single most powerful word in our democracy is the word ‘We.’ ‘We The People.’ ‘We Shall Overcome.’ ‘Yes We Can.’ America is owned by no one. It belongs to all citizens. And at this moment in history—when core democratic principles seem to be continuously under attack, when too many people around the world have become cynical and disengaged—now is precisely the time to ask ourselves tough questions about how we can build our democracies and make them work in meaningful and practical ways for ordinary people.

[jay @jayfools]

@charliesheen @MrJonCryer I think it's time for another "Hot Shots!" movie! Beau and Jeff Bridges could fill in for their father!

[jay @jayfools]

@shakeshack my wife wants to know why you don't have more options for sides. She's not always in the mood for fries. When are you going to expand your horizons?

[jay @jayfools]

@realannapaulina @alx @CLewandowski_ This is so stupid...

[jay @jayfools]

@AroundTheNFL @RapSheet @SlaterNFL Maybe they should be interviewing #RyanDay from @OhioStAthletics

[jay @jayfools]

@AdamSchefter What are the odds that Jerry realizes that he's part of the problem, and the best thing he can do for the team is hire a competent GM to lead the hiring?

[jay @jayfools]

@dallascowboys who's going to tell Jerry that he's the problem at this point? Time for a new GM, then let them hire the coaching staff.

[jay @jayfools]

The @dallascowboys are probably going to lose this game, and the worst part will most likely still be listening to @CollinsworthPFF attempt to entertain. @NBCSports should hire @michaelbabcock instead. Or @tkelce .

[jay @jayfools]

@Snapple needs to bring back the #trurootbeer flavor

[jay @jayfools]

C'mon @NBCSports you know it would be an improvement.

[jay @jayfools]

What would it take to get @JasonKelce to replace @CollinsworthPFF? Whatever it costs is worth it.

[jay @jayfools]

@PTI hear me out, trade @dak and @Trevorlawrencee and see what happens, what do you think @michaelbabcock ?