zoe 🐳

either way, it's all heaven 🤍 27, queer, they/she ❤️‍🔥 header: house of the beast by michelle wong

[zoe 🐳 @jaygardiners]

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📖 https://t.co/eLe8xnMYtf

[zoe 🐳 @jaygardiners]

he has a personal collection of cocktail umbrellas

[avs⛓️‍💥 @myimaginatixn]

cause i’d get a thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs as they tried to teach me how to dance

[zoe 🐳 @jaygardiners]

i need him #sorry

[𝖎𝖘𝖎𝖘 @isisis_21112]

video evidence

[zoe 🐳 @jaygardiners]

@gaythejae jae it's so funny you say that bc i've been thinking about Zara Gardiner since before i left for work a few hrs ago. her trying to bridge the gap. her heart breaking for her husband, her son, their relationship, her daughters. those hospital visits. like damn ok

[zoe 🐳 @jaygardiners]

his biggest wish was to be put on the game show Wipeout

[zoe 🐳 @jaygardiners]

@chronomarcy i totally get you. just have to search his name on pinterest for example and you get these gems. okay eyelash man thank you for the eyelash meal..

[zoe 🐳 @jaygardiners]

if i think too much about Austin Abrams's long eyelashes i start feeling like i just had the red sauce that would make me go crazy and hurt myself and others

[Eliza 🇵🇸 @elizardd]

you know he pretended to give himself a shot with his mechanical pencil

[† nia @medivials]

me putting on the sunglasses that instantly make me do a swag pose

[zoe 🐳 @jaygardiners]

(spoiler-ish for those who haven't read the book)

guys......

[zoe 🐳 @jaygardiners]

Whalefall edit to Multo by Cup of Joe once the movie's out

[zoe 🐳 @jaygardiners]

starting the day off the Jay Gardiner way

[zoe 🐳 @jaygardiners]

reading Whalefall before preparing for the workday and the first line I read is "How do you escape your father's closing jaws?"

[femme naim reid 💝 @th1nkinb0uty0u]

This trend with photos of him is keeping me going

[zoe 🐳 @jaygardiners]

@gaythejae ruin the searches
MITT GARDINER CRUEL
#CANCELMITTGARDINER

[zoe 🐳 @jaygardiners]

@gaythejae Jay truly felt all those expectations his father had for him from a very young age and it sickens me how this passage is just about ocean world vs diving... like bffr man your kid is NINE

[zoe 🐳 @jaygardiners]

@deathknelt thank you for ur service

[zoe 🐳 @jaygardiners]

this is the funniest one yet i just burst out laughing at 4am AGGSHSNSSKS

[Roman @deathknelt]

Shimmy shimmy yay shimmy yay shimmy ya Drank Swallalala Drank

[laur 🛸 SAW PHOEBE & BOYGENIUS @bridgehers]

You know when the teacher didn’t show up he said “Legally after 15 minutes we can leave”

[Zoey @ladybugpurse]

He doesn’t play about fireflies by owl city

[🫒 @billhaders_wife]

now watch me whip now watch me nae nae