Jake German

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[Jake German @JayGerCLE]

@Dmillzz32 Fuck that. How do their nuts taste. You’re a hoe.

[1️⃣ @HoodiWaymo]

Least PR trained mfer in the league and we lowkey need that more then ever rn

[🇺🇸BROWN SPIDER ADVENTURES!!!🇱🇷2026 Browns 16-1 @BrownSpiderCLE]

Mrs. Monken!!!

The Monken’s are the best thing that’s happened to Cleveland in a long time!!!

[Jake German @JayGerCLE]

@nflnetwork LFG MJE!!! Always plays his ass off. Top 10 Brown last decade for me.

[NFL Network @nflnetwork]

Have a day Martin Emerson Jr. 👏

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jarrett Allen was playing beer die in the muni before the Browns game

Only in Cleveland

[Jake German @JayGerCLE]

Cleveland double header stop #1. @OhioTate where’s the Guards pregame?!

[Jake German @JayGerCLE]

@jakemalasek Yes. Yes. 3 full years.

[Jake Malasek @jakemalasek]

I hope the NFL is watching this bullshit.

They should be very worried.

QB play is deteriorating at a dangerous level.

They need to step in and do some shit about the current landscape of college football or their product will be unwatchable in 20 years.

[Alex Forbes @AlexForbesOps]

Be like Ohio

- Lake Erie to the North
- Ohio River to the South
- Tons of farming
- Major steel mfg hub
- Rolling hills, deep gorges, plenty of water
- Some of the most fertile soil in the country
- 75 state parks. Free to enter every one
- Cuyahoga Valley National Park
- 8 major pro teams: Browns, Bengals, Guardians, Reds, Cavs, Blue Jackets, Crew, FC Cincinnati
- Reds: the first professional baseball team in America
- NFL founded in Canton. Pro Football Hall of Fame is still there
- 750+ golf courses
- 100-mile Towpath Trail for biking and hiking
- Major Universities: Ohio State, Cincinnati, Miami, Kent State, Toledo, Dayton, Xavier
- Big city energy with reasonable cost of living.
- Small Town America kindness and hospitality
- Excellent place to raise a family
- Top rated school systems
- Cleveland Clinic: an elite hospital system
- A day's drive from about 60% of the US population
- One of the country's biggest logistics hubs in the country
- Plenty of jobs: HQ for P&G, Kroger, Wendy's, Smucker's, Cardinal Health
- Armstrong: first man on the moon. Glenn: first American to orbit Earth. Both Ohioans
- Wright Brothers built the airplane in Dayton
- Edison, born in Ohio
- Home of 7 US Presidents
- Cedar Point voted best amusement park in the world, over and over
- Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
- Thriving environment for small business
- 4 full seasons
- Named the best state in the country by Bert Kreischer

[Drop A Pin Show @DropAPinShow]

Is Ohio the best state in the country? @bertkreischer

[Jake German @JayGerCLE]

@StoolMintzy @nobull Fake.

[Jake German @JayGerCLE]

Really need a good Yak today @BarstoolYak

[Jake German @JayGerCLE]

@deanstr33t It’s been AWFUL. No original ideas just reacting to whatever slob fucks up that day in the office.

[Jake German @JayGerCLE]

@BarstoolBigCat Cheah??

[Kev @klew24]

You would’ve thought Randy actually showed his whole ass, man lmao

[whitesoxdave @barstoolWSD]

About to head back to Chicago. All of the Cleveland fans I ran into yesterday were awesome. Ton of fun shit talk and I am shocked at how much I enjoyed your city. Really fun place and I’ll be back. You’re removed from drive through/not to status

[Jake German @JayGerCLE]

@923TheFan @NickWilsonSays @JPeterlin @afternoon923FAN Fake fan. Fake guy. Absolute moron.

[Jake German @JayGerCLE]

@OfficialBillyH You just needed ONE guy to not piss down his leg in his at bat. Just one! In 3 games! Sit on a spike nerd.