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@NHL_Muse Radek Bonk

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@stoolpresidente There are way more Canadiannkids playing soccer than hockey.

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@Symply_rhoda1 If my ex had custody, I would have to give him $600/month. But I have custody and he has to give me $86/month.

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@WhiteHouse Imagine missing your child’s wedding so you can hike yourself up in a room to post stuff like this.

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@realDonaldTrump Imagine your dad says he’s too busy to attend your wedding but it turns out he just wanted to post this in peace.

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@TheJoeySwoll 39 minutes is a very good cardio workout whether it’s a run or a walk.

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@Snow_Blacck My middle name is Leah but my parents insist it’s pronounced Lee.

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@iky_fwjett I’ll bet my right hand that he’s told you “you’re just too much”. You need to tell him to go find less.

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@Patrickwebb When did the BBC hire Captain Obvious?

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@jbillinson That’s because Coachella is a wholesale event. Most of the people there are consuming it in order to profit from it via their social media.

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@LAChas77 I pay $950Cdn/year for a house on 15 acres

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@tisthepamseason Placing an infant with someone who was suicidal a few hours ago isn’t that great of an idea.

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@bluewmist A quality coffee maker. My parents bought me a really nice one for my 40th bday. 8 years later, I use it daily and still love it.

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@anishmoonka Alani is widely available in Canada but they contain no more than 180mg

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@Acyn My dad is in his 80s, refuses to wear glasses and consumes zero social media. I showed him the picture and he knew what it was.

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@mountaingrl_ Delusion

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@WhiteRavenAk77 @AngelMD1103 This is in Canada. Everyone must get minimum wage, including servers. The minimum wage in her province is $17.60

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@Darlene15807608 @DesireeAmerica4 No taxes on lottery winnings in Canada

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@HarlemJ11 @DesireeAmerica4 This was a small local raffle in Canada. So, the full amount was paid out and there are no taxes on winnings in Canada

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@talleyberrybaby I have a rice household but was raised in a potato household. So, I indulge in potatos every holiday and special occasion because I know someday, my potato family will be gone.