Jessica Gurrentz

a fare face may fade, but a beautiful soul lasts forever.

[Jessica Gurrentz @jaygrrr16]

I love Sharknado!! So stoked for #Sharknado4

[Jessica Gurrentz @jaygrrr16]

@united I have about 20 minutes to make a connection in Chicago or I'll miss my flight. any help? on UA 220 now connecting to UA 5587

[Jessica Gurrentz @jaygrrr16]

@Yuengling_Beer @MrCadger ABSOLUTELY! Aspen would be great too :)

[Jessica Gurrentz @jaygrrr16]

@jumcgu employee ownership and that you can quote. see you in a month for sure though. wow💥💥💯

[Jessica Gurrentz @jaygrrr16]

@jumcgu what's your favorite part about Twitter

[Jessica Gurrentz @jaygrrr16]

welcome to the party. you all suck

[Jessica Gurrentz @jaygrrr16]

alright followers: things are winding down at Tony's. see you at our house for libations 🍏🍪💌🇺🇸

[Jessica Gurrentz @jaygrrr16]

tybg we made it to Tony's. trivia night and we can't

[Jessica Gurrentz @jaygrrr16]

we're here for the PAR(⛳️) ☕️(tea)

[Jessica Gurrentz @jaygrrr16]

WE OUT HERE (gasoline alley...)

[Jessica Gurrentz @jaygrrr16]

shout out to our main (and only) boy Bailey 👱🏻 ⬅️ accurate

[Jessica Gurrentz @jaygrrr16]

third shot in 5 minutes. whiskey and tabasco make Bernie a dull boy

[Jessica Gurrentz @jaygrrr16]

lol

[Jessica Gurrentz @jaygrrr16]

bing bang boom BERNIE (that's an alliteration)

[Jessica Gurrentz @jaygrrr16]

turns out Bernie has more balls than Teddy. OOOOO WANT SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN?????

[Jessica Gurrentz @jaygrrr16]

ready to get🍀! jack Quinn's is up next. go Bernie go Bernie

[Jessica Gurrentz @jaygrrr16]

oh MAN!

[Jessica Gurrentz @jaygrrr16]

Burnham got a bottle of PB&J Vodka and wants to drink it in an alley. who's down???