Jay Hamlin

[Jay Hamlin @jayhamlinauthor]

@nypost I wonder if there's a "controversial new high school curriculum" tying the Nazis to the Holocaust?

[Jay Hamlin @jayhamlinauthor]

@Brett_McMurphy @AP_Top25 If the AP voters keep Michigan higher than Boise St., I will lose hope in humanity... #Michigan #BoiseSt

[Jay Hamlin @jayhamlinauthor]

@jasonscheer We need UCF to beat Pitt this week to have a winning record against ACC for second straight year

[Dr Koolaid Donkey M.D. 🔴⚪🌽 @korupteddonkey]

“We’ll have 2 clocks sir?”

“Yes soldier. One the fans, coaches, players and announcers can see…and no one only 2 people can see”

“Which on will we use sir?”

“No one knows”

[Jay Hamlin @jayhamlinauthor]

@Big12Pokes Because the Big 10 wanted Michigan to win

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@B1Gfootball @IlliniFootball @BigTenNetwork It's after 9:00 pm already...

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@405pokefan How about this one: The ACC has more team in California than the Missouri Valley has Missouri schools and the Ohio Valley has Ohio schools combined!

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@Mr_Husky1 Going to the bookstore to buy the Cliff Notes.

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@CatholicCubsFan No problems with these. Add Chuck Norris and Gene Wilder.

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@joshstifter The Stupids

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@TheEpicVault Can you imagine if other businesses operated like this? The grocery store advertises it opens at 8:00 am. But instead of opening, they just advertise some of their products for 20 minutes, and you have to sit there and listen until the store opens at 8:20

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@TheEpicVault Sporting events on TV do the same thing! This year's MLB all star game started almost 30 minutes late. College football games on ABC usually start about 15-20 minutes late.

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@YourAnonNews Not pedophile, "MAP". Remember? Liberals changed it to be nicer and kinder to the predators so that their feelings won't be hurt.

[Jay Hamlin @jayhamlinauthor]

@KalamCenter Move the stick on the far right and you have 73. The directions don't say the stick must remain on the board.

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@FOXSports Why hasn't the game started? It's almost 8:30 on the east coast!

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@NoahCRothman In other words, we can't keep track of that statistic because most of time when it happens, we're not sure if it "counts"

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@Ponchonis I still don't understand why ABC starts games at 3:45 et., and then schedules "College Football Scoreboard" at 6:30. Seriously, what games these days end in two hours and forty-five minutes?

[Jay Hamlin @jayhamlinauthor]

@ILoveBlueBell I saw in a local convenience store that Orange Swirl is back "for a limited time." Please don't ever take it from me again. It's Heaven in your mouth. I can't go another summer without it. Long live Orange Swirl!

[Jay Hamlin @jayhamlinauthor]

@trevormay23 @UConnWBB Apparently it wasn't a 5:30 tip. As of 5:45 it hasn't even started.

[Jay Hamlin @jayhamlinauthor]

@UConnWBB It's almost 5:45 and the game hasn't even started yet.