Jay Harris

Stand-up comedian - screenwriter

[Jay Harris @jayharriscomedy]

Worst Used Car Salesman of the Century; Vance: There was a misunderstanding--Lebanon wasn't included. #DUMBVP

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Something tells me: a briefcase under lock and key will appear. "We got the enriched uranium from Iran. We're turning it over to Pam Bondi now. #IranWar

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Putz to Iranians: Now's the time overthrow your government. Bombs are dropping-so stay home...so do it from your living room. #ArmchairPutz

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Great news for MAGA---Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein, and a few others will be running in 2028 for R's ---to keep the party going ! #PutzPlague

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@donwinslow he made sure to pay for it, so he doesn't get in trouble for shoplifting.

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I don’t trust anyone that doesn’t love the Beatles. #ThanksTerriHemmert

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@erinmaguire he's a dope that bows-down to a bigger dope.

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@donwinslow @Sec_Noem this is Marilyn Manson

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@MichaelRapaport Yeah where the pro - Pali dopes now ?

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@insatiablevine could you be a tiny bit more general in your assertions?

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@NoahEmmerich exactly what i was thinking Stan !

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According to the Putz- history would not have happened if he was Prez the last 4 years. #ORANGECLOWN

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Really encouraged by Trump's edict to Russia--if he hadn't told them to "get moving" more people might've died in the Ukraine bombing.

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@PeteHegseth You sound as dumb as you look

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@notlouisck I’m confident the Europeans and most other nations will not Putin run the table. The Putz owes Putin for helping him win in 2016- otherwise they make the pee tape public. Putz is a Russian asset 100%.

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Putz & Vance= complete and total disgrace. @ZelenskyyUa you are the true HERO. @elonmusk you’re just as bad.

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@kaitlancollins Trump/Vance are a total embarrassment & disgrace to our country, and the world.

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@mjfree How do you think he became a giant POS ?

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@ZelenskyyUa you're doing a fantastic job--sorry about our imbecile Prez !

[Jay Harris @jayharriscomedy]

@elonmusk You're a smart guy---you know it's not possible during Marshall Law and Russia's attacks.