Zack Greinke burner account

Recovering artist and all around good guy. Be kind to each other! I wouldn’t follow me if I were you. he/him/his

[Zack Greinke burner account @jayhawkkirk]

@QueenofTacos @sasscarpone Thank you!

[Zack Greinke burner account @jayhawkkirk]

@sasscarpone Sunday was the Kansas Half Marathon. Somehow in all the goddamn rain I still got my PR. Besides the mental health benefits, this is why I run trails on Wednesdays. So I can deal with shit like this. Please be kind to each other!

[Zack Greinke burner account @jayhawkkirk]

@sasscarpone Pretty damn good I’d say!

[Zack Greinke burner account @jayhawkkirk]

I just don’t know if I have the energy to find everyone.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

in retrospect, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords really might've been a better basis for a system of government.

[Zack Greinke burner account @jayhawkkirk]

@QueenofTacos @sasscarpone Your Majesty

[Zack Greinke burner account @jayhawkkirk]

@QueenofTacos @sasscarpone Shhhh! Don’t tell anyone! 🤫

[Zack Greinke burner account @jayhawkkirk]

@lightlyredacted @sasscarpone Thanks so much! 🥰

[Zack Greinke burner account @jayhawkkirk]

@sasscarpone Thank you. 😊

[Zack Greinke burner account @jayhawkkirk]

@lightlyredacted @sasscarpone Congratulations! And still so lovely! 🥰

[Zack Greinke burner account @jayhawkkirk]

@sasscarpone Here I am in costume as a responsible adult.

[Zack Greinke burner account @jayhawkkirk]

@sasscarpone

[Zack Greinke burner account @jayhawkkirk]

@lightlyredacted Congratulations! It’s a scary time, but also such a great feeling knowing you’ve raised (mostly) good humans!

[Zack Greinke burner account @jayhawkkirk]

@sasscarpone Well shit. I doubt these are the reasons it hasn’t happened yet (because if I know anything about corporations, they want to track everything), but they are good reasons.

[Zack Greinke burner account @jayhawkkirk]

Am I really the only person who needs to make sure they aren’t interrupting the housekeeping staff while they’re doing their jobs?

[Zack Greinke burner account @jayhawkkirk]

Can anyone tell me why, in the year 2024, hotels do not have an option in their app to let you know when housekeeping is done in your room? I mean, ideally I’d prefer to be able to schedule that I only need a couple towels and more coffee pods, but I’ll take what I can get.

[Zack Greinke burner account @jayhawkkirk]

@QueenofTacos I’m so glad if it helps you! I’m sure the random co worker was wondering why I was fighting tears as I took a picture of it.

[Zack Greinke burner account @jayhawkkirk]

@QueenofTacos I found this on a co-workers cube many years ago and kept it for situations just like this.

[Zack Greinke burner account @jayhawkkirk]

@QueenofTacos Me to others: Depression and anxiety takes a physical toll on your body. It’s not only ok to rest, it’s necessary.
My brain, which has tried to make me💀since I was 10: get up you piece of shit! You need to take care of everything and everyone. You suck.

[Zack Greinke burner account @jayhawkkirk]

Can anyone tell me why, in the year 2024, hotels do not have an option in their app to let you know when housekeeping is done in your room? I mean, ideally I’d prefer to be able to schedule that I only need a couple towels and more coffee pods, but I’ll take what I can get.