Jay Herself

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[Jay Herself @jayherself]

@henderfarmer @indie_pixel Ew

[Jay Herself @jayherself]

Haven’t posted here in almost 2 years - thanks @indie_pixel for dragging me back into this AI hell 😂

[Jay Herself @jayherself]

@indie_pixel @dreadconquest @KiwiCraig74 @Onyerbike7 👀

[Jay Herself @jayherself]

@indie_pixel @dreadconquest @KiwiCraig74 @Onyerbike7 My memory of anything from that era of time is low, but I feel like that was longer than 13 years ago 😂

[Jay Herself @jayherself]

@henderfarmer @RobSuisted Also I just realised it says he wants someone to catch him one 😂 I haven’t actually seen any since moving to the city, but saw heaps in the Hutt

[Jay Herself @jayherself]

@henderfarmer @RobSuisted I do! Unfortunately my photos are never that great, but here’s a couple + a teeny tiny baby which was very cute - they look like they’re wearing stripy pajamas.

[Jay Herself @jayherself]

FamilyBoost!

We qualify annually for an estimated $1,462.

What we actually received is $84.66 😂

The extra $7 a week isn’t worth the hassle submitting the invoices and following up with IRD was, so enjoy your extra money landlords.

[Jay Herself @jayherself]

Doctor: And no exercising, running etc for at least a week, longer if you’re still feeling unwell
Me: No exercise or running?? Well, whatever you think is best 👀

[Jay Herself @jayherself]

@henderfarmer @indie_pixel That was a particularly good one. She might end up being a comedian.

[Jay Herself @jayherself]

@indie_pixel Idk but I rotate between knitting, crocheting, cross-stitch, embroidery and now I’m trying my hand at a latch hook rug. I have no finished projects at all, so you could just give up and try a new thing like me! 😂

[Jay Herself @jayherself]

Been on Amitriptyline for a year - absolutely obliterated my headaches/migraines, a miracle. Started Sertraline a week ago and woke up this morning with a killer headache that has not eased all day 🙃 But at least I’m not anxious about it 😅

[Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle]

*sad borat voice*: my wife

[Jay Herself @jayherself]

@its_not_lupus I’ll never be prised from my black jeans and teeshirt 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Jay Herself @jayherself]

@its_not_lupus I think this child belongs to you

[Jay Herself @jayherself]

@indie_pixel Potentially, prior to the kid getting sick out of literally nowhere. But to do that now would mean Charlie taking time off work which he can’t do, or getting someone in to watch the kid, which they won’t because *sick* (which is fair enough). May have to be a plan for future Jay

[Jay Herself @jayherself]

I don’t really post much anymore, mainly because all I do is complain about being a parent, but also because literally no one interacts with my tweets so seems pretty fruitless. Nonetheless, here comes another complainy post.

[Jay Herself @jayherself]

@indie_pixel I have just had *enough*. If it’s not one thing, it’s another and I just want to go somewhere quiet and peaceful with no people*

* Said while acknowledging that the people I have in my life are lovely (for the most part) and I’m lucky to have them

[Jay Herself @jayherself]

@indie_pixel Hahaha no 😅

[Jay Herself @jayherself]

Then to top things off, a spider dropped onto my head while I was desperately sorting the washing before she got home, and there is a mouse terrorising the house that seems immune to our PB baited (live) traps. The temptation to just walk away has never been higher.

[Jay Herself @jayherself]

It COULD be worse. Get a call from Z’s educator saying she’s thrown up. That’s 48 hours of relaxing leave down the drain, assuming she doesn’t throw up again. And I’ve lost todays cleaning time because although she’s napping now, she will need near constant attention upon waking