Jay Kumar Hotani

CA | EY Strategy & Transactions | LinkedIn 65k+ & 15Mn+ Views

[Jay Kumar Hotani @jayhotani]

Launching Delhi NCRs most exciting finance community!

Comment down your email and reason why you would want to be a part of it!

Cheers and happy learning!

[Jay Kumar Hotani @jayhotani]

Now few fInaNcE enthusiasts will login today and say

"Happy New Year"

Bro… it’s 1st April.

Only thing that changed is your Excel sheet year.

Calm down.

[Jay Kumar Hotani @jayhotani]

Budget day is the only day when :

B Com students think they are economists

Uncles think they are CAs

CAs think they work in finance ministry

and finance influencers think Nirmala Tai personally called them to draft the budget.

Happy monday! XD

[BJP @BJP4India]

𝐈𝐘𝐊𝐘𝐊... 😉

[Mountain Rats @mountain_rats]

BCCI should make it clear with every cricketer, commentator, broadcaster etc that if, moving forward, you want to be a part of PSL, the doors to IPL will be forever shut for you!! Ya toh idhar ya udhar!!!

.@BCCI

RT if you agree! Nation should come first , ALWAYS!

[Jay Kumar Hotani @jayhotani]

I wish Kohli's retirement post was yet another "Action mistakenly registered by the algorithm"

Laut aao Virat Kohli, you did not quit Chole Bhature only to retire at just 36? :')

[Aditya Raj Kaul @AdityaRajKaul]

Indian Air Force: Our Job Is to hit the targets, not to count their body bags. 🎯

Indian Navy: We completely dominate the maritime front. 🛥️

Indian Army: The Armed Forces of India are always prepared to face any eventuality. 🔥

#OperationSindoor 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

[Jay Kumar Hotani @jayhotani]

Why did India "abstained" from voting instead of voting "NO" for IMF funding Pakistan?

Simple answer: Apparently, countries can’t vote “NO” at the IMF — there’s no such option.

So, the next best alternative is to abstain from voting.

[Sharan kumar @sharan_kumark]

Got to know that one of my closest friend’s mother whom I met during his wedding is suffering from Blood Cancer stage 4. Shocked to the core and unable to digest this thing.

[Richa Singh @RichaaaaSingh]

IPL starts today with the KKR vs RCB match. During the break, my dad became nostalgic when he saw the Campa ad on brand spotlight. Also noticed how these spotlight ads instantly grab attention - smart way for brands to make an impact!

[Jay Kumar Hotani @jayhotani]

No. of Political Analyst in India : 1,00,000

No. of Political analysis students in India : 5,00,000

No. of Political Analyst in India after Delhi Election takhta palat : 1,00,00,000

#humour #elections #delhi

[Jay Kumar Hotani @jayhotani]

Zepto is not competing with the likes of Swiggy Instamart.

It is competing with Ola, Uber and Rapido.

No need to face cancellation by cab drivers, order your own car in 10 mins :)

We have the money, but kon jaye car khareedne! XD

#humour #zepto #quickcommerce

[Jay Kumar Hotani @jayhotani]

No. of CAs in India - 4,00,000

No. of CA students in India - 9,00,000

No. of tax and finance experts on LinkedIn on the day of budget - 1,00,00,000

The platform is gonna sink with budget analysis pretty soon XD

#humour #budget #finance

[Jay Kumar Hotani @jayhotani]

No. od CAs in India - 4,00,000

No. of CA students in India - 9,00,000

No. of tax and finance experts on LinkedIn on the day of budget - 1,00,00,000

The platform is gonna sink with budget analysis pretty soon XD

#humour #budget #finance

[Jay Kumar Hotani @jayhotani]

Three certainties of life -

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. LinkedIn influencers launching their Masterclass @ 99 once they cross 1L followers

[Jay Kumar Hotani @jayhotani]

Interviews are like an Arranged Marriage! XD

[Jay Kumar Hotani @jayhotani]

What a November!

We have witnessed the absolute low of :

- Indian Cricket Team
- Bollywood
- Stock Market

2024 is indeed the year of surprises! 😄

[Jay Kumar Hotani @jayhotani]

Neither Rishabh Pant, nor KL, nor Shreyas Iyer

They are not the worst release this Diwali.

The worst release are Singham Again and Bhool Bhulaiya 3!

Absolute low of bollywood! 📉

[Jay Kumar Hotani @jayhotani]

@MudrikaKavdia Solo is my forte! Just give me the ticket 😭