Jay

Self deprecating humor is worth its weight in gold. -Alex Trebek

[Jay @jayisjacobs]

I'm at that point in the year where I could burst into flames and the quality of my life would somehow improve

[Jay @jayisjacobs]

In movies where Santa exists but adults don’t believe in him, how do they explain where the presents come from?

[Jay @jayisjacobs]

The children yearn for Scribblenauts

[Roblox @Roblox]

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[Jay @jayisjacobs]

@bromojumbo Ok but hear me out tho, literally anyone from Warp World…

[GermanGaryOak🔜Bsky @germangaryoak]

Hey everyone!
I am giving away one Beginner Box and one Starter Box for #MTGFoundations. To participate, like, retweet as well as comment with your favourite beginner memories of getting to know Magic. One random and my favorite comment are gonna win one each :) #MTGAmbassador

[Jay @jayisjacobs]

@germangaryoak The Root Snares got so out of hand that we still say, “in addition to you doing that,” to each other.

[Jay @jayisjacobs]

@germangaryoak My favorite early Magic memories go back to high school when we played for almost an hour at the end of every day during a free period. We’d always bluff Root Snare, regardless of what colors we were playing and guilt trip each other over killing Generous Stray.

[Jay @jayisjacobs]

I love voting. I get to go color and I get a free sticker afterwards. It’s like kindergarten but if enough people don’t do their homework, we’re screwed for four years.

[Jay @jayisjacobs]

@GoddessOfblundR Maybe Pantlaza or any of the other dinosaurs

[Jay @jayisjacobs]

@careybear90 They don’t really benefit from Zirda’s discount, but they’re great for Cap.

[Jay @jayisjacobs]

@reyaadawnMTG If you’re playing this combo don’t forget Magus of the Wheel. 28 damage to each opponent without buffing Axonil. If you can give Axonil +2, then it just ends the game.

[Jay @jayisjacobs]

@tronisbad It’s gotta be The Bride of Frankenstein

[Jay @jayisjacobs]

@SICKOFWOLVES I would love one. I didn’t even see the announcement for it.

[PKSparkxx || #BlackLivesMatter @PKSparkxx]

What y'all know about big screen TVs looking like this?

[Jay @jayisjacobs]

@YawgGoth

[Jay @jayisjacobs]

@LadyFoxglove13 A red green raccoon commander is honestly exactly what I needed to get back into Magic

[Jay @jayisjacobs]

@bromojumbo Sigilyph would be pretty cool

[Jay @jayisjacobs]

@youtooz @cfm_miku_en @officialfye Garfield Miku

[Jay @jayisjacobs]

I can’t believe this is how I found out he died.

[Jay @jayisjacobs]

I really need a What Would You Do and Impractical Jokers crossover episode

[Jay @jayisjacobs]

@drizzlingprince Maybe some other Pokémon that are canonically aliens??