obsidian

Conservative 5th gen Montana woman.

[Rob Leclerc @robleclerc]

hear me out. trump wants a wall. how about we just build 1800 miles of data centers along the border and turn the whole thing into the world’s longest server farm

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

You need to listen to every word of this. Senator Sheehy is spot on with the wildfire crisis. We lost my town because we couldn’t trim back some stupid milk vetch plants because eco-activists sue to block it. How much more life and property are we going to lose til we grow up?

[obsidian @jayjay2641]

@realMikeLindell I think it was your position on Amnesty that lost you this primary. But press on and get rid of those voting machines.

[Shahriq Khan @RealShahriqKhan]

When I was Muslim, no Christian debater ever convinced me. A display case did. Let me tell you about it.

The Dead Sea Scrolls. Qumran, 1947. Genesis manuscripts copied around 125-100 BC. Exodus. A COMPLETE Isaiah.

A physical Torah, written SEVEN CENTURIES before Muhammad took a breath.

Lay it against today’s Bible: same book. Same stories. Same “embarrassing” details. Aaron guilty. David confessing. The Passover, plague by plague, lamb and all.

Here’s the kill shot: every corruption theory needs the text to change SOMEWHERE on the timeline. The scrolls FREEZE the text before Islam existed. Whatever you accuse anybody of doing, the caves already notarized what the book said.

You can debate a man all night, bro. You cannot debate a SCROLL. It just lies there under the glass, being older than your entire argument.

“The word of our God will STAND FOREVER.” Isaiah 40:8.

It’s standing in Jerusalem right now. Buy a plane ticket. Go argue with the glass. I’ll wait.

[Rafa 🇪🇸 ✝️ @rafetavlc]

Queridos musulmanes de España:

Mi familia y yo hemos decidido mudarnos a un país musulmán. Todavía no hemos elegido cuál — seguimos comparando cuál ofrece el mejor paquete de beneficios.

Naturalmente, todos mis vecinos quieren venir también. Y los vecinos de mis vecinos. Y sus colegas. Y los colegas de sus colegas. En nada, medio país aparecerá con maletas y un vago sentido de derecho adquirido.

Como una gran comunidad cristiana, necesitaremos unos pequeños ajustes:

Por favor, empezad a construir iglesias inmediatamente. Iglesias de verdad, con campanas. Campanas bien fuertes, que se oigan desde la plaza del pueblo.

También necesitaremos cerrar ciertas calles una vez al año para nuestras procesiones. Tranquilos, no es cinco veces al día — no somos animales.

Cada supermercado debe tener cerdo de verdad, jamón serrano, chorizo, panceta y fabada en lata. Ahora somos minoría, así que tendréis que ser comprensivos y acomodaros a nuestro estilo de vida.

Traemos todos los perros. Esperad muchos Labradores felices dejando regalitos en vuestras aceras. Necesitaréis parques caninos, y tendréis que sonreír mientras los paseamos delante de vuestras mezquitas.

Ya que estamos, vuestras fiestas religiosas son un poco… demasiado. Podrían ofender a la comunidad cristiana, así que agradeceríamos que las eliminarais discretamente. Gracias.

En escuelas y lugares de trabajo, nuestros niños y empleados deben poder llevar crucifijos grandes, comer bocadillos de jamón en la cantina y, en general, irradiar vibra cristiana sin que nadie se escandalice.
También exigimos salas de oración en cada edificio, además de traductores porque no tenemos intención de aprender árabe.

Si algo de esto se rechaza, por favor enviad una lista de direcciones de comisarías para poder denunciaros por discriminación, cristianofobia y mala leche en general.

Una cosa más: si mis hijos queman vuestra bandera porque España acaba de ganar un partido de fútbol, por favor sed comprensivos. Les echaré una bronca muy seria. Incluso podría hacer que escriban “perdón” 50 veces.

Por último, queremos beneficios generosos, vivienda gratuita y dinero de bolsillo mientras “nos integramos” durante las próximas tres generaciones. Trabajar es opcional, obviamente. También queremos beber alcohol y apostar de vez en cuando en las carreras de caballos.

Y cuando hace buen tiempo nos gusta ir sin camiseta. Tened paciencia. Ya os acostumbraréis.

Agradecemos vuestra tolerancia por adelantado. Al fin y al cabo, ¡la diversidad es nuestra fuerza!

Atentamente,
Un Cristiano Muy Razonable

[obsidian @jayjay2641]

@Luizmd A nurse that lied to me about the flu vaccine 14 years ago. Have an Egg allergy and she convinced me the flu shot was grown in eggs but didn't contain eggs. I had a severe reaction ( from the egg)-so no more shots for me ever again. Plus no trust in western medicine again either

[Phillip Buchanan @cutturd2]

If we're gonna unseat Thune in South Dakota, no one's better suited than the former two term Governor of South Dakota @KristiNoem

With a strong challenger like Noem, and Scott Presler on the ground, I'd advise Thune to start planning on life outside the Senate

Let Kristi know

[Toby Rogers @uTobian]

The surliness in the Covid vaccinated... I'm starting to think that it's more than just a bad mood. It's weirder than that. I'm now thinking that it's brain inflammation and perhaps the early signs of dementia?

[obsidian @jayjay2641]

@kate_p45 I Agree!!! That's YOU: @TimSheehyMT !!!

[obsidian @jayjay2641]

@C_3C_3 yes and MT's @TimSheehyMT and @SteveDaines both gaveled in and blocked him. Dump these RINOS.

[obsidian @jayjay2641]

@GuntherEagleman @LeaderJohnThune with his pension from congress at, what?, $400k/year? I'm sure he doesn't care. We need to reduce the benefits and high salary for congress people.

[Pamela Hensley🇺🇸 @PamelaHensley22]

Mitch McConnell now plans to handle Senate business from his home.

Working from home for a US Senator is not an option. He can't even properly prove he's alive. He needs to resign immediately.

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

LA Times Owner;

“We’re Going to have to Address the Rising Instance of Cancer in Relation to Covid Vaccines — For the first time in my career, I’ve seen an 8, 9, and 10 year-old with colon cancer. For the first time in my career, I’ve had a 13-year-old child in my clinic due metastatic pancreatic cancer.”

People need to be held accountable… we simply cannot move on without it. Too many atrocious crimes were committed. Too many lives were ruined and lost.

https://t.co/RKLlWuFDqF

[Kentucky Girl @Kentuckygirl1]

The entire Senate is complicit in the McConnell coverup.

The entire Senate is complicit in the failure to pass the SAVE America Act, which they have had for 176 days.

The entire Senate is betraying WE THE PEOPLE.

[William Makis @MakisMedicine]

Cancer business is going to be booming for many, many years

If you thought COVID-19 Vaccine induced Turbo Cancer was bad, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Stay far away from anyone who takes this new FDA approved Moderna mRNA flu vaccine, they will shed for at least a month!

[Steve R @PandemoniumMT]

Agree! Represent us Sheehy! Pass the f'n SAVE ACT already!

[AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear]

Mitch McConnell isn't returning to work until the Fall after being missing for WEEKS.

I call for a 25th Amendment style motion for Congress Members that the American people can vote on.

That would fix so many things.

[ⁿᵉʷˢ Robert F. Kennedy Jr. @RobertKennedyJc]

Fauci’s wife flipping off reporters proves the contempt runs in the family.

Public servants who only ever served themselves.

America betrayed by greed and power!

The swamp doesn’t hide anymore. It just flips us off.

MAHA

[DoctorTro @DoctorTro]

This skit encapsulates all the problems with the modern medical system

It’s so on point

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"I'm pleading the Fifth 😂😂

You've gotta be kidding me" ~ @AaronRodgers12

#PMSLive