Father Jaysus

to school for cool

[BIG BK. @bklynnATL]

i be using tf out my renters insurance. i broke my phone and they paid for it, my power went out, they reimbursed me for the groceries, they even gave me my security deposit back before

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

when i find out a coworker got fired for doing something i taught them to do

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

NYC under Mamdani:

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisSss]

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

Girl dads:

Do not bring little girls into the men's room. We do not want little girls exposed to adult, male genitals.

You are welcome to bring your girl(s) into the women's restroom.

Just give a knock, say you're a girl dad coming in, and you'll be fine.

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

I don’t think yall realize that people with no support system gotta operate completely different than average people

[BIG MAINE 🦅💍💍🗽💍 @maineadelphia]

that nigga must’ve wasted your kid free weekend huh lol

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

JD Vance promoting his book about finding his way back to faith while helping manage Situation Room meetings on how to cover up for pedophiles is about as Republican as it gets.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Michelle Obama is NOT a man, but Donald Trump IS a Pedophile!

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Zohran Mamdani is 34 years old. YOUNG PEOPLE CAN LEAD EFFECTIVELY. You don't have to be 70 with "life experience" to do a good job.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"My intention is to grow with the company"

Receives a job offer with higher pay :

[Butlerian Jihadist @RascalFKennedy]

You know…. If those baseball players ALWAYS put Bible verses on their hats, nobody would blink an eye. Them only doing it during Pride Night is performative as fuck. Lmao. Do it for all 162 games if you REALLY believe in your religion.

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

ngl i was faded lmao

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

When all your loved ones think you're ghosting them when you're just fighting the biggest battle of your life in secret.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

yall don’t think it’s WEIRD , that CPS will potentially take your kids if you’re struggling (unable to feed them , clothe them , pay for necessary medicines , etc.) 🤔 and then once your kids are taken , they put them in a home with another family , and then give THEM money every month to take care of your kids ??

is that not a fucked up system ?!

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

On camera, Don Jr. pulls out a little baggie with white powder at his father's birthday party.

[Anubis @eduantao]

Acabei de sem querer fechar uma aba que eu pretendia ler há 2 anos

[Thorne 🌸 @ExistentialEnso]

I wouldn't vote for George Floyd for POTUS, I just don't think he deserved to die

[Drebae @Drebae_]

We have a trillionaire, and you're upset at people using SNAP to buy Chips Ahoy?