Butlerian Jihadist

All Houston sports and Florida Gators. Sometimes I write for @FullCircleCine and @TheCinemaSpot. May we all get what we want, but never what we deserve.

[Butlerian Jihadist @RascalFKennedy]

Oh shit, that’s me!

[Catholic Atlanta @CatholicAtlanta]

Demographic breakdown of Catholics who voted for the Democrats.

[Beeyliv @Averagewandafan]

They’re getting tired after concerts and calling it witchcraft

[Rilla🇺🇸 @Finalbossjimmy]

Blue Streak is a classic and one of Martins best movies.

[Butlerian Jihadist @RascalFKennedy]

Going viral on here so ass bc you just get a bunch of idiots using the dumbest scenarios as rebuttals and racists saying stereotypical shit in your mentions. Lmao.

[Butlerian Jihadist @RascalFKennedy]

I’ll smack fire outta y’all @GatorsFB

[hailey ⁸¹ 🐝 @63FANTILLI]

could be having the worst day of your life and here comes your favorite sports team to make it worse

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

This is what happens when we make industry out of consumerism. It’s one thing to tell me what you like, but it’s another to tell me what’s good or bad based on unrefined tastes. Most people don’t have that capacity.

[Butlerian Jihadist @RascalFKennedy]

I mean, there’s a pretty clear answer and reason. You either understand or you don’t.

Also, naming Muslim countries is fucking racist.

[Ayesha Bagus @Ayesha_Bagus]

Interesting

[Fav @favwontmiss]

I’m sorry. You can’t just raise an entire generation on Captain Planet, the Magic Schoolbus, and Steve Irwin and expect us to be okay with destroying the world for data centers.

[hate you chargers @Notcazteeezy]

The amount of people not getting this A tier joke 😭

[kunal @KunalTandon]

Not to get too political, but do any red states have BBQ that competes with blue states?

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

these headlines about the largest anti-establishment left-populist election wave in modern history show that corporate media has officially fired up its Consent Manufacturing Machine

[Ruben Garcia @goRubenRuben]

"In his first public appearance since winning the election, James Talarico adds his "I voted" sticker to Lorenzo Salgado's memorial in Houston. Lorenzo was murdered by ICE 4 months ago today" #USDemocracy
#Talarico #SenatorTalarico

[Butlerian Jihadist @RascalFKennedy]

@TacoTitsday Last night showed me we need a fuckin QB though. Lmao.

I definitely think it would’ve been more of a game if he was healthy. Demarco was cool as hell, met him when I was at camp up there. Lol

[Butlerian Jihadist @RascalFKennedy]

Also, that’s not the same offense anymore with Witten calling plays.

[🧡 Bree 💙 Queen Gator 🐊 🍀 🏴‍☠️ @jus_breecause]

Florida is still rebuilding. Sumrall has been telling us ALL season that this team has a lot to work on. Has some of the play calling been questionable? Absolutely. Have some worked in our favor? Absolutely. He'll adjust, clean it up, and keep it moving….

[liz¨̮ 🖤💙 @Lahizzz]

Idk I don't think it's crazy to believe that CHILDREN deserve to eat regardless of their guardians financial situation

[Butlerian Jihadist @RascalFKennedy]

@TacoTitsday Unfortunate for me but also, OU has had our number since that 08 chip. Lmao

[Joel Montfort @jmontforttx]

Its so wierd to have elected officials in TX saying things I agree with.

[Butlerian Jihadist @RascalFKennedy]

@TacoTitsday Yeah, the defense was always there but Witten had them humming last night. I just gotta remember how dumb a lot of people are when it comes to football sometimes. Lol

[Butlerian Jihadist @RascalFKennedy]

1 of 1 😂😂😂😂😂

[liz @lizrodriguezs_]

vince staples best twitter moments this decade a thread (feel free to comment your favorites):

frank n chris brown shit in 2011

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

"Stop the violence tho, black pride "lmaoo

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Druski has done a parody of ‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ on SNL.