John Jay 😈

Columbia University 😎
Lawyer & Federalist
Child of wealthy merchants 😋

[John Jay 😈 @jayjaybird01]

y’all who just hit me with a brick in this New York riot #rudeasl 🤢

[John Jay 😈 @jayjaybird01]

i want a new constitution #ew

[John Jay 😈 @jayjaybird01]

when @crowned4lyfee thinks he looks good in red

[John Jay 😈 @jayjaybird01]

i may be balding but my forehead is brighter than any of your futures 😘😘

[John Jay 😈 @jayjaybird01]

@faBURRlous i didn’t die in a duel against you i died in my library peacefully at age 83

[John Jay 😈 @jayjaybird01]

i was a diplomat during the revolutionary war. what were you doing? sitting on your couch? #getonmylevel

[John Jay 😈 @jayjaybird01]

i do be representing New York at the Continental Congress🤪😍🥺

[John Jay 😈 @jayjaybird01]

i want that strong centeral government life #americaneedsnewvibes

[John Jay 😈 @jayjaybird01]

i totally didn’t gain all my wealth from my parents 😈🍆😍

[John Jay 😈 @jayjaybird01]

new fit #idobelookincute

[John Jay 😈 @jayjaybird01]

i have a college named after me what are you doing with your life #getonmylevel

[John Jay 😈 @jayjaybird01]

just wifed up sarah livingston #gotothekitchen #mywifeisbetterthanyours

[John Jay 😈 @jayjaybird01]

my forehead is big but my future is bigger #rich #livin

[John Jay 😈 @jayjaybird01]

When i hear about @crowned4lyfee making another stupid decision 👑

[John Jay 😈 @jayjaybird01]

Happy Birthday @faBURRlous 🥳🥵

[John Jay 😈 @jayjaybird01]

@crowned4lyfee Glad to know you're not a lunatic anymore and didn't your predecessor die while taking a dung

[John Jay 😈 @jayjaybird01]

Happy Birthday @aburralificguy7

[John Jay 😈 @jayjaybird01]

@TheJDic123 i agree he is

[John Jay 😈 @jayjaybird01]

@aburralificguy7 at least I wasn't charged with treason and taken to court 🥳