Joe Ascaridis

Performance Artist. Vocal Artist. Literary Artist. Bullshit Artist.

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@Brink_Thinker Please twice

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@blackbeltjonz You’re already famous in my book.

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@JosephSikora4 @RealKrisDLofton #ChiCityCold

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@ReeseW Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

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@zombieruckspin Not a dummy? #Punsfordays

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@dafishinabarrel @laurenboebert @laurenboebert you see this enough yet? #YouAreNotUS

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@YetideBadaki Awesome jersey!

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@PearlJam @nbcsnl, as a kid I thought, “hey, that’s a @Cubs hat! I love the @Cubs too!! And the reveal of the long hair under it. Perfect. #EddieVedder

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@SteveMartinToGo I like to think that the singing bush scene was all one take, and totally improvised. “Farley Farley Farley Farley.. uh Farrrrr!” Thank you.

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@JosephSikora4 Real talk, you had Mr. Zee’s yet? #DoYouEvenChicagoBro?

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@JosephSikora4 If you need a break from the space, come see me at The Herbal Care Center.... lol

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@joshgad Maybe just chill? Maybe a Corona or 19? #TempJokes #BadJokes #NewDad #TiredAF

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@oliviamunn Add to Door #3 .. at 2am. #MustSeeTheEnd

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@castingbyally My partner gets really close to the concave side of the mirror. Seems to work.

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@FrankGillilan13 @AOC That’s Congresswoman Bartender to you. #RespectYourBoss

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@karenrph99 @AOC This response is why Americans can’t have nice things, Karen. #YouCantFixStupid

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@AndrewTMcCarthy Is it wrong that every time I meet a girl named Roxie I think of the line “Hey Roxie, you look foxy!”...? #AskingForMe

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@JosephSikora4 @D_Lombardozzi Every.Thing.

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@Ezinger44 @JohnJHarwood @jacobkornbluh You’re a deflection queen. Let’s talk about all the things that aren’t related to Trump as to deflect from real time criminal activity. I’m gonna go ahead and guess that you’ve been conned out of money by your benevolent leader... #GetAClue

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@ReeseW Die Hard. #NoDebate