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20🦂he/they

[jay @jayjgranger]

@cervixhater ok but i wanna see the seashell pinterest board...

[Mina♡ @alatus_l0v]

We need more people using shitty photoshop like this instead of using ai

[jay @jayjgranger]

im stoned n i feel pretty (n no one’s flirting w me abt it🙄)

[jay @jayjgranger]

new meds are so good but also so bad 🤩 what the hell modern medicine, fix my brain without breaking my body pls

[jay @jayjgranger]

who’s gna tell my joints that im only 21 they should not be behaving this way

[jay @jayjgranger]

i know people are weird about celebrities n shit but actually watching people swarm @steveo for while he was clearly tired n miserable just wanting to go home was gross and kinda heart breaking. idk smthn abt actually seeing that crap live was really upsetting

[jay @jayjgranger]

RAHHH NEW BUGS‼️i🫀bugs breakfast
n the way the new jewelry matches the sweater from 2019??? beautiful

[jay @jayjgranger]

how to make friends as unemployed non student grown man </3 bro where’s my recess bonding time i don’t even drink i can’t even use bars anymore wtf man

[PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus]

how is it that babies are born with the innate knowledge of how to crash a car? it can't be evolutionary because cars are too recent. yet without fail, all newborn babies I put at the wheel successfully crash the vehicle in seconds

[emily north @north0fnorth]

“i just asked chatgpt and…” cool i just lost a significant amount of my respect for you

[jay @jayjgranger]

@juulteeth how’s it feel to live my dream

[cassiopeia ⚧︎ @cervixhater]

i have got to get weirder

[jay @jayjgranger]

wdym i am providing a valuable service and nourishing their bodies and helping keep them healthy ugh i love my people

[jay @jayjgranger]

making dinner for my roommates brings me sm joy wdym i get to text ‘dinner time’ and my best friends appear and shower me with compliments

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

going from app to app trying to avoid AI

[jay @jayjgranger]

i’m sorry they named the ai assistant grok?? fuckijg grok???

[jay @jayjgranger]

@cervixhater yes my life fell apart real bad for a while and also i am so so poor 🙏

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

ya I work remote…work the damn remote on my tv 😂 I drink beer and eat chips also