jay

Parody Car Account

Stop takin this χ shyt so sealious 🍔🚗 look the bunger bigger than the car nun of this shit real 🎅🏿

[jay @jayjig_]

the simulation is designed to cause the most pain and suffering to everyone except those who deserve it most.
i genuinely believe this world is a manufactured prison for tainted souls.

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@BrodieOnLinux "why" isn't so mysterious when you realize he's the only tech ceo advocating for open weight ai models.

[jay @jayjig_]

This algorithm is the new MKUltra.

[jay @jayjig_]

@bee_fumo it's already confirmed the ps5 is doing a firmware update specifically for gta6 the moment it launches

[jay @jayjig_]

@89JinPing64 certified chinese banger

[jay @jayjig_]

@kiittyfaye if you plan on leaving the country you're perfectly fine for a few more years.

[jay @jayjig_]

>hook nose
>soulless eyes
>fake skin and hair color
yeah, its over techbros 🥀

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Someone really targeted and wants Jensen out as soon as possible, all of this really smells bad

Nvidia CFO Colette Kress is reportedly emerging as a potential interim replacement for Jensen Huang if the board decides to remove him.

Some directors favour appointing Kress, while others are considering bringing in a new COO to work alongside her.

Nvidia also has hired an external executive search firm to find a new CEO. Apple hardware chief Johny Srouji is among the candidates being considered.

[jay @jayjig_]

@fraserpricee ok. maybe the digital protein structures are onto something,,,,,,

[jay @jayjig_]

wow. its actually over. im starting to believe netanyahu sent the chinese spy, not china.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Nvidia $NVDA prepares to fire CEO Jensen Huang, WSJ reports.

[jay @jayjig_]

@LanePiffin going from short to still short is crazy

[jay @jayjig_]

i came to this conclusion when i was around 17. ive spent a lot of my life moving around while being an emotional crutch for adults twice my age. it is fun tho, being a bard.

[gabrielle @scoredskin]

The older i get the more i realise im not meant for interpersonal relationships at all im just a transient visitor in everyones lives and i can only exist as an oracle

[jay @jayjig_]

california devs meet their california performative audience.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Big Walk is being review bombed after House House revealed AI was used on “well under 0.1%” of its code

The studio says a chatbot helped fix a Unity bug, with the final solution using around 10 lines of heavily modified code

[jay @jayjig_]

@elucinate @reddit_lies worse. he admitted to be profiting off it.

[jay @jayjig_]

@shannacel ask her what age she met him and where they met.
odds are neither of her answers exist as options anymore

[jay @jayjig_]

Eyes Wide Shut was a documentary

[FonsFlacko @FonsFlacko]

The masks that Epstein had hanging on the wall in the dentist office at his Little Saint James island are for sale on eBay.

[jay @jayjig_]

"nevermind it's 2018 and we're all gonna die" hits so hard. this really was the last year that the world felt real.

[ruthless and free, it’s all sarahcide to me @sarahmotional]

Someone just faxed me this

[jay @jayjig_]

@theNashef @lukeburgis no, but some secs of christianity are no different from orthodox jews or scientology. money will always pool at the top of any pyramid scheme.

[jay @jayjig_]

literally just install linux on it

[Bell 🇱🇧🇵🇸 #TENOI @BEEPTHATUP]

"but what if the CCP spies on me" mate EVERYONE spies on you. Do you think any singular competent government isnt??

Just get the cheaper RAM we both know we need this

[jay @jayjig_]

@MarziBlythe1988 @TyGa_v2 even less information on Dumbledore's gay brother but he still got a movie.

[jay @jayjig_]

the goat being reel. this is the correct answer. maybe #YE2020 was onto something

[Bams @bamz_ao]

When a reporter asked Kanye West about the Israel - Palestine conflict:

“I got 14 kids dying every week in my city (Chicago) so talk to me about that”

[jay @jayjig_]

@zulali when do you plan on testing it on a newer vehicle? (not that i doubt it's capabilities in the slightest 👀)