mafiaso

🇩🇴🇬🇾•instagram: @jaykhendar

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

i just be fucking around asking god to show his face 🐶

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

I want cows and chickens and goats and maybe like 2 ostrich

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

I would take care of a man but only if he was beefy and brolic like this and did all the work on my future farm I just wanna play with the animals

[eve @bubblegumbword]

Wish I was one of those 35yo gay guys that make 300k being a “project manager” and seemingly work 15 hours a week

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

idk this kinda gives the opposite of that lol

[silly s @sourbrains]

“you’re not a true New Yorker!” lucky for me, I have no insecurity about not being from the city. I don’t derive my identity from a region in the united states. I exist above the physical planes of reality. my material world is vaporous

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

There should be quiet hours on the train like anytime before noon and 6-8 PM . People leaving and going to work deserve to not have people yelling in their face 30 minutes after they wake up

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

Hey so this weather is already brutal and it’s only 80 I fear I will not survive the summer here especially with this hair and love for clothes imma have to go bald and be naked

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

Ok nvm been to Paris and I actually have a a savings account now should I go for fashion week I don’t wanna spend a million dollars on a bnb

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

Cleared idk

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

I got beef with being broke !!!

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

If I was bored all the time I would have done a lot more damage idk

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

Everyone needs more hobbies i genuinely feel like it’ll fix alot of people

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

This is how I got my introduction to Alaïa like I credit so much of my fashion knowledge to Gaga

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

Yall wanna call her a spic so bad 😭

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

I need midnight or 4 am I can’t do anything else when I’m working full time

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

They just made my local gym 24 hours god heard my prayers cuz in what world was I gonna workout before 10 PM

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

Getting back in the gym is literally the only missing puzzle piece to fixing my life I graduated , I got a day job, I’m paying my debts, I got my weed intake under control , my hair is healthy , my mind is healthy , only thing I’m not satisfied with is my physical health

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

No like this the 3rd time they asked why I can’t just put it on Klarna like WHAT DO YOU MEAN DO YOU HEAR YOURSELVES

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

I’m being guilt tripped into going to a destination wedding like bro straight people are a little insane 😭

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

Straight women love saying men need to tell them everyone they’ve slept with even if it includes men but I am friends with yall and no one lies more about their sexual history than a straight women 😭😭😭 everyone is so slow

[mafiaso @jaykhendar]

No way you didn’t pull a muscle with this reach 😭

[JuJu Nation @TheOnlySxSation]

The gag is that Andy had to settle for a white man because the black men he wants would NEVER want to be in a genuine relationship with him.