J.

Born in the wrong century

[Lisakhanya @lee_Duruwe_]

The Polygamist on Netflix is not a show about a man with many women. It’s a show about what happens to women when they organise their entire lives around one undeserving man.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“One of the most underrated skills you can learn is the ability to ignore your mood and stick with the plan.”

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Commentator 1: “Why aren’t the South African players attacking?”

Commenatator2: “it’s because the Mexicans are white, they only attack when they see black people”

[Big Cuz @imohumoren]

In 1966, All African counties boycotted the World Cup to protest apartheid and how black South Africans were marginalized

In 2026, All African countries supported Mexico against South Africa in protest against their xenophobia

Live long enough

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

What separates "Ruto" from "tour" is simply the order of the letters.

[EASY MONEY PROFIT SNIPER 📈💰 @EasyMoneyTeej]

Earring just winked at the camera

[J. @jaykiggz]

I swear. I saw Kim next to Alex...and...yeah, Kim is THAT gworl

[🇯🇲7hanos876🇯🇲 @thanos876]

What’s the saying, “A Chrysler 300C looks like a Rolls Royce until a real Rolls Royce turns up”

[🇯🇲7hanos876🇯🇲 @thanos876]

What’s the saying, “A Chrysler 300C looks like a Rolls Royce until a real Rolls Royce turns up”

[J. @jaykiggz]

@ombachi13 Hii si githeri

[✒️ @Literariium]

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me listening to how bad things have gotten at my job since I left

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i don't care how you were raised. you're an adult, unlearn that nonsense.

[gam @mbafraaude]

Soy tan pobre que no se si es un hotel, un centro comercial o su casa.

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

The older I get, the more I realize that optimism is a competitive advantage. Not blind positivity. The belief that problems can be solved. That things can improve. That your actions matter. People who believe a better future is possible are the ones who create it.

[Karwaay @Karwaay]

Why is there CCTV INSIDE the dorm? Where does the footage go? Who watches it? Isn’t this a severe child safeguarding breach? Isn’t the physical privacy + dignity of minors violated by installing those there?

Great the cameras caught it, but the adults need to explain. Slooowly.

[Siloh🌕 @Sila_Kasee]

The first day Kenya confirms an Ebola case, America will probably be the first country to ban Kenyans from entering the USA.

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

America's errand boy

Tuma police Haiti...yes sir
Chukua watu wa Ebola..yes sir
President wa kutumwa Jacket kwa gari

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

The Ruto government is just too much. These guys wake up every single day just to conjure up more ways to cause pain to Kenyans. I know we are expected to keep government in check as opposition but it’s literally impossible to keep up with the breadth and depth of the capacity for evil these guys have. It doesn’t have to be like this bwana. When we tell you just kicking Ruto out solves 80% of our problems you best believe! Just like he did with Haiti and now Ebola, for the right amount, this one can sell us to the devil himself!

[President Wa Jaba 🇰🇪🇰🇪 @Collolitamoi]

Fire broke out at Utumishi Girls Academy in Gilgil at 2am. By 4am, Kenyans were already talking about it online.

At 6:30am, the Education CS showed up at a Prayer Breakfast at Safari Park Hotel. He stayed for 1.5 hours, eating mandazi, samosas and chapati, unaware that 16 learners had died.

He arrived in Gilgil just after 10am — over 8 hours after the fire started.

For those 8 hours, parents were stuck in agony, relying on scanty and unconfirmed posts online.

Any CS with common sense would have gone to Utumishi first, not an eating competition disguised as a prayer breakfast at Safari Park Hotel.

Ogamba must go!