Jake Massanari

i like turtles

[Jake Massanari @JaykupMass]

Every Time I Die was the best band of all time.

[Jake Massanari @JaykupMass]

@PokemonRestocks Got in, product never appeared after multiple attempts, and then got booted out. So whack.

[Jake Massanari @JaykupMass]

. @KabutoKing_ come and get it.

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

She tried to catch him slipping 😂

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

1st Christmas sober since I was 3 absolutely incredible stats LG x

[AMERICAN MONSTER @AMERICANM0NSTER]

WELCOME HOME out now. Watch here:

https://t.co/07KRd5laNy

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

mom said it's my turn on the Every Time I Die Xbox

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Big if true

[greghall. @tofeelhealed]

talking shit on a hardcore band getting normies to stage dive and dance at a fest is wild when you can’t even get people who like the genre of music you make to unfold their arms

[eleanor @elearor]

damn is everyone okay

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy St. PITrick's Day… dalee 🍀😉

[Jake Massanari @JaykupMass]

Finding out as a kid that we had the same birthday legitimately changed the trajectory of my life

[F🔥 V🔥 @FredrikWiktorss]

Facts: This species exhibits one of the most extreme cases of sexual dimorphism in the animal kingdom. Females can grow up to 18 cm (7 inches) in length, while males are significantly smaller, only reaching around 2.9 cm (1.1 inches). When a male finds a female, he bites into her skin, eventually fusing with her body permanently, becoming parasitic and providing sperm for reproduction while she provides nutrients. This bizarre reproductive strategy ensures that when the female is ready to lay eggs, she has a mate at hand in the deep, dark ocean where finding another anglerfish would be nearly impossible.

[signüll @signulll]

the gulf of mexico should’ve been renamed to sea señor.

[Jake Massanari @JaykupMass]

Only in LA could you get a parking ticket while more than half the city is on fire..

[Jake Massanari @JaykupMass]

Here’s a picture of me playing keyboards next to Patrick Stump of Fall out Boy in front of 40k people… this is the ultimate side quest when you realize I don’t play keyboards & I’m also not in FOB.

[Jay 🕋☪️✈️ @jay_kobbe]

Jake’s 2025 is off to a fantastic start

[Jake Massanari @JaykupMass]

There is literally nothing on this earth I love more than my cat

[ִ ࣪★ @Itzmi_yunaaa]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is love his cat