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petty but i’m fun ♐️ 🐈

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

Me trying to hold back a rude comment when I’m in a bad mood

[adeniyi @lullabystarlust]

“black girls have a smaller dating market”, “black girls are less desirable”, etc stuff has never moved me bc i know im attractive, i know black girls are attractive and since i dont need to date everyone, ppl unattracted to me don’t matter

[sarah miller @sarahlovescali]

The woman who cuts my hair texted that she is switching salons and I replied wherever thou goeth I shall go, and where thou dwell so shall I and thy people shall be my people and she hearted it

[ryz 🔱🌊 @RyzzieMcGuire]

getting tickled… at work…?

[MSHAVEITMYWAY @RIPD3ATH5TAR]

niggas be copying bitches too, it’s not just a girl thing #nooticing

[Liz @sengrahamresign]

yeah i hate when my loved ones don’t want to spend sixty fucking dollars on a 20-40 minute uber from the airport and instead expect me, someone who loves them, to sacrifice a single hour of my time to help them out

[retro @CourtneeHendrix]

It’s like niggas be seeing themselves in the pedophile cuz why would I be defending a nigga who was under a 13 year old bed

[taylor @fourleggedgirl]

tweezed a load bearing eyebrow hair the night before my birthday

[PAPI ACE | FREE BY CHOICE @AceFreeByChoice]

Nigga thought he was gay till last week

[Bryan @Bryan60112]

Ppl calling Nicolandria a pr relationship when we never get any pr from them is so funny😭😭😭

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[grac in the sac @bongripskill]

at this point the quote is so far removed from the context but i’m remembering how FUNNY this video was when it dropped

[HOUSE PHONE @HOUSEPHONEDND]

THIS NIGGA IN THE CLUB WITH A BAG FULL OF JEANS 😭😭😭

[- Flop - @flopardinha]

Vsf parece cena de Scooby-Doo

[faboolah @azninthesun]

the “you fucking the text man for texts” woman should win a nobel prize

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

this thing is about to get vandalized in ways humankind has never seen

[Napalm @_Iamnapalm_]

You’ve been lackluster in your efforts with the king

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

“You’ve been lackluster in your efforts with the king” he fried yo ass 😭😭😭😭

[B… @branmattic]

Real tears LMFAO!