jaylen (rude)

she/they | pitcher | former murderer currently guiltless | every jaylen hotdogfingers you dont like

[jaylen (rude) @jaylevil]

new year Same bitch.

[jaylen (rude) @jaylevil]

@mechsgia you can't hide for long

[jaylen (rude) @jaylevil]

jayleNFT sounds good right about now ngl

[gob! ➡️ glassgob.bsky.social @glassgoblin]

just keep handing me more cognitohazards while you're at it
#blaseball

[jaylen (rude) @jaylevil]

so you're telling me they took my brand.

[jaylen (rude) @jaylevil]

@NaN02669001 you're welcome

[jaylen (rude) @jaylevil]

when is someone gonna get fried smdh

[jaylen (rude) @jaylevil]

i ordered a self-help book called 'how to Reclaim your killing instinct' but the arrival date is three weeks away. you're all Safe for now.

[jaylen (rude) @jaylevil]

thank you Isabelle this is very sweet of you. You are a light in my life.

[Isabelle @animalcrossing]

Happy Valentine's Day! I sent everyone on the islands a little something to celebrate. Check your mailbox later, OK?

[jaylen (rude) @jaylevil]

I got: "I don’t trust a man with curly hair. I can’t help but picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting.” https://t.co/y2DReheVuo

[jaylen (rude) @jaylevil]

@NaN02669001 uhhhhhhhhh no Yeah looks good. really no suggestions i could Make with this one i think you nailed it.

[jaylen (rude) @jaylevil]

Well. my simps will have to Die, unfortunately for them. but uh, would anyone be mad If i also destroyed arby's? it's so Truly fucking disgusting.

[jaylen (rude) @jaylevil]

by popular demand: who Would we like to see thrown into a volcano.

[jaylen (rude) @jaylevil]

by popular demand: who Would we like to see thrown into a volcano.

[jaylen (rude) @jaylevil]

@NaN02669001 i am glad we're on the same page here nandalford i have Been saying this.

[jaylen (rude) @jaylevil]

by popular demand: who Would we like to see thrown into a volcano.

[jaylen (rude) @jaylevil]

@EspressoM7 that's what i've been sayinggggg

[jaylen (rude) @jaylevil]

so when the jazz hands hunt each other for splort it's "team bonding" but when i do it it's "murder" and "unforgivable" and "only ok if you're throwing tot into a volcano because we already know ze'll be fine" i see how it is