Jay London

The Official Twitter of Comic Jay London, Currently scrounging the streets of LA looking to recycle his career. If not, can be found at Sleepys, sampling Sleep.

[Jay London @JayLondonComic]

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[Jay London @JayLondonComic]

2gBenavidez vs Andrade: Live streaming results, round by round, how to watch, start time, running order https://t.co/y9U9fVc24g

[Jay London @JayLondonComic]

I don’t like the beach. Especially the sand. Why? Because I don’t like to walk in anyones footsteps. Thank you.

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In observance of Presidents’ Day, our branches and offices will be closed on Monday, February 20. 🇺🇸 You can still find us at our Cafés, on the app and at https://t.co/Ae43hUKstJ. #PresidentsDay

[Jay London @JayLondonComic]

@MikeBlackIsBack Comedy store!

[Jay London @JayLondonComic]

@Gladwell_Ape @chadzumock @acegrid @TonyMazur I'm around!

[Jay London @JayLondonComic]

I was such a pathetic driver that I actually had more totals than titles whereas I should have had more titles than totals. When I was born, my parents took out an insurance policy; nobody's fault.
Thank you.

[Jay London @JayLondonComic]

I have Mood Whiplash. Can I sue someone for that?

[Jay London @JayLondonComic]

Doing a podcast today! It’s about prison stories! Sounds like fun…?

[Jay London @JayLondonComic]

Today I eulogized the founder and maker of tear gas. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house. Thank you.

[Jay London @JayLondonComic]

I lost my car. It was an Integra. I have no Integra.

[Jay London @JayLondonComic]

Performing tonight at the Wren theater, Hollywood!

[Jay London @JayLondonComic]

If I watch The Oxygen channel, should I wear a mask?

[Jay London @JayLondonComic]

They say a stiff penis has no conscience. If I had to urinate, would that be my stream of consciousness? ... Wow, that’s heavy.

[Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen]

STANDUPS: What's your first thought when you see this mic stand at your show?

[Jay London @JayLondonComic]

I swear I don’t curse.

[Steven Benaquist @stevebenaquist]

Regarde! The Big & Tall 7th Anniversary show’s guests have been on Conan! LCS! Farrelly Bros movies! NPR! And TIK-TOK!!! Wed. 2/12 the Barkley, South Pasadena 8:30pm
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@ The Barkley Restaurant & Bar #comedy #standup #lacomedy #bigntall7

[Jay London @JayLondonComic]

@stevebenaquist @billchott @godhatesjay @writerchristy @teamyasumura @GeorgeHamilton @SlyChum Thank you.

[Jay London @JayLondonComic]

GoPro: Man and Grizzly Bear - Rewriting History https://t.co/s35OGtvUbM via @YouTube

[Jay London @JayLondonComic]

Hello back, young fella how are ya?

[Steven Benaquist @stevebenaquist]

@JayLondonComic Hi Jay!