Jay Holmes

Failed journalist, successful educator. Above average scuba diver, below average athlete.

[Flour Boy @L4kepond]

@tonydpoison Reading comprehension is in the dirt, which is why the AI guys cannot comprehend that art is so much more than the finished product.

Same guys saying picasso is wack because it's not photorealism, they're missing the process cos all they want is the end product

[trash jones @jzux]

me when my friends mess up: you’re only human, please be kind to yourself. it’s ok to learn

me when i mess up: they should shoot me like a dog in the street

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

The “Marcus Brody cut” in Indiana Jones is a masterclass in comedic editing. It works flawlessly because Spielberg isn’t just subverting the scene, he's weaponising our own knowledge of his filmmaking style against us.
Happy heavenly birthday, Denholm Elliott

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

See you at the UC on 1/24/26 🌹

[Jay Holmes @JayLouisHolmes]

@IcyVert Rough…

[Jay Holmes @JayLouisHolmes]

@will_owen9 As an Englishman, watching Tate McDermott went from someone who I enjoyed subbing in to the Wallabies on Rugby 25 to a player who I was actively routing for to play well. The stint on the wing completely won me over.

[Jay Holmes @JayLouisHolmes]

@StinkInk @pTah_XV When a person on the field is seriously injured, excitement isn’t my main priority.

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

Media literacy is just a euphemism for not being a dunce. Can’t call people nincompoops anymore so we have to pretend the real issue is that no one taught them how to read TV

[Jay Holmes @JayLouisHolmes]

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

[Sky Sports Rugby Union @SkySportsRugby]

"It feels like a part of the masterplan that Owen was going to come in!"

Sam Warburton analyses whether Owen Farrell will feature against Australia? 🦁

[Analytica Camillus @AnalyticaCamil1]

Imagine, if you will, that you’re in a Marathon with 190 other people. You’re the fastest runner in the race, and you have an enormous lead.

And suddenly, inexplicably, you take out a snub-nose revolver and use it to blow off your own kneecaps.

[Jay Holmes @JayLouisHolmes]

@kjoules A lot of people agreed the venue itself is great but the hospitality preparation, especially for the South Stand, was incredibly disappointing.

[Jay Holmes @JayLouisHolmes]

@kjoules 45 minutes would be great, I waited 2 hours for drinks and to be told they’d run out of food.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Perfect reply from Derek here 💥

[Jay Holmes @JayLouisHolmes]

@rugbythegame What is the patch happening today please?

[Jay Holmes @JayLouisHolmes]

@SaffasRugby I just wanted Rugby 22 with updated licenses and graphics.

[Jay Holmes @JayLouisHolmes]

@rugbythegame I really think most people workday have been happy with Rugby 22 gameplay with Rugby 25 graphics and licenses.

[Jay Holmes @JayLouisHolmes]

@1adrianlogan @TightFive_Rugby After

[Jay Holmes @JayLouisHolmes]

@NFL_DovKleiman I thought it was a joke at the start…