Jay Lozeinous

Anti-Comedy Activist

[Jay Lozeinous @jaylozeinous]

@JaneOst_ This is the main problem with developing a vehicle using the same attitude you'd use to develop a trendy gadget. If you design a smartphone poorly, it's mildly annoying to use, holding it a certain way blocks the cell signal, etc. If you design a vehicle poorly people fucking die

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@lbcoffe_y @transparencyboo I want sequels to be made when there is demand for them, and I want those sequels to reuse as many assets as possible so the developers can dedicate more time to refining what worked the first time around

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@christweetsllc They should actually make tampons with ludicrous manly branding. Trans guys deserve the right to buy products labeled "Arctic Wolf" or whatever

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@OzWeenie @MILFWEEED As a lobotomy recipient, I agree that this sounds like a fair comparison

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@swandane @rtralphy Hoping and praying that you one day lose control of your bowels and realize what this product actually is

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@davenport_bee @transparencyboo Left 4 Dead 2 is the definitive version of Left 4 Dead. No need to buy two games to get all the content, and the engine is basically identical so it only took them a year to create. Less time wasted and less money spent

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@lbcoffe_y @transparencyboo Unironically yes. They know what their players want and they deliver it consistently

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@dontbantheboug @lsditto @transparencyboo I don't know what a quid is

[Jay Lozeinous @jaylozeinous]

@lsditto @transparencyboo Nowadays it is. I don't like that framing, nor do I like the idea that a new game needs to be built 100% from scratch when the old one only has a few issues to address. They only started doing the "super deluxe season pass bonus edition" thing like 10 years ago and it sucks

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@Lol_DragonWolf @transparencyboo Good example

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@SubsonicSubway @lumpen_princess @Bucatinibabe The text appears to have been written by a woman, but a couple of guys can grab each other's asses and have kids too

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@badpersonclub [tiktok voice] i dropped a piano on my dad

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@m_sperg @moschinodorito It's not really meant as a substitute for playing guitar, it's just a rhythm game + rock star simulator

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The Tesla is actually so good at self-driving that the steering wheel is just for show; it doesn't do anything. It falls off when it feels the owner is Ready, like a butterfly shedding its chrysalis

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@websiteidi0t This is such a looney tunes ass way to die

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@thetittyexpert I feel like we should mention that a crockpot of buffalo chicken dip basically cooks itself

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@thetittyexpert Nothing makes people angrier than another person's simple happiness

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@rmcconico @NIOAdmirer @FibonacciInves1 @wholemars Teslas have smart cruise control and lane tracing, same as basically every other automobile manufacturer. My $20k Corolla drives itself too, they just don't brand it as "Autopilot" because that name is disingenuous and misleading