Jaylynn Burnham

It’s alright darling, I’m a volunteer firefighter. Okay, I’m a semi professional race car driver and an amateur tattoo artist.

[Jaylynn Burnham @jaylynnburnham]

Can't choose your father but you can choose your daddy

[♡𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚊 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕♡ @AieshaGeneral]

If one more non-native person pisses me off coming down 6th line from Caledonia I will get out of my truck and dice up their fucking brains!! PICK A DAMN SHOP ALREADY

[Jaylynn Burnham @jaylynnburnham]

Talking about what snacks were making for super bowl with my client. My dumb ass said “taco dick” instead of “taco dip” 🥴🥴🥴 follow me for more recipes.

[Jaylynn Burnham @jaylynnburnham]

Now that I’m older and have my own house, I totally understand why my aunt was always so annoyed I never brought her containers back.

[Jaylynn Burnham @jaylynnburnham]

@temxoo_ I got chuuuuu’s ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Jaylynn Burnham @jaylynnburnham]

@snooksss Guilty 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Jaylynn Burnham @jaylynnburnham]

“One day you get one wrinkle and it’s not that bad. Then another day you wake up and you have 10 wrinkles and you just wanna die” - my dad 🤣💀

[Jaylynn Burnham @jaylynnburnham]

Anyone else only doing online Black Friday shopping for yourself and not Christmas presents?

[Jaylynn Burnham @jaylynnburnham]

@jaylynkylee Yessss Queen!

[Jaylynn Burnham @jaylynnburnham]

Not even home 24hours and already planning another trip 🌴☀️

[Jaylynn Burnham @jaylynnburnham]

@temxoo_ 🎣🎣🎣🎣

[Jaylynn Burnham @jaylynnburnham]

At the mall this man came up to me & said “you’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. I have to get your number & take you to dinner” I lied & told him “aw thank you but I have a bf”. This man dead ass said “I don’t care about your bf I’m trying to be your husband” 🤣🤣💀💀

[Jaylynn Burnham @jaylynnburnham]

Are all men lame af? Because I literally do not have time for you, step aside sir.

[christinatay @christina_tayyy]

if I’m to much, go find less

[Jaylynn Burnham @jaylynnburnham]

I made breakfast for dinner tonight, my dad and brother came over. I only have sugar free maple syrup, and they told me “sugar free maple syrup?! This is why you don’t smile”.

Actually it’s because it caused wrinkles.

[Rihanna @rihanna]

if you woke up late…this for you

[Jaylynn Burnham @jaylynnburnham]

@shanibomberry And a minute plank feels like a 12 hour shift

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@jaylynnburnham I take this tweet back, you can be “thankfull for this turkey” to anyone you want. I just ate shit running up my stairs and I feel as if my karma. But I’m still gonna cringe

[Jaylynn Burnham @jaylynnburnham]

If I see one “thankful for this turkey” relationship post this weekend, I’m reporting it but I’ll still like the picture.

[Jaylynn Burnham @jaylynnburnham]

@christina_tayyy 💀😈