balloon apologist dog

leftist politics, engineering, and animals
elon musk's tail number is N628TS

[balloon apologist dog @jaymeaux_]

@TheWapplehouse I can be your soil advisor, I know a ton of shit about soil

[balloon apologist dog @jaymeaux_]

I downloaded this shit for the first time in over a year so I can get a dose of acute anxiety to pair with my chronic anxiety

[balloon apologist dog @jaymeaux_]

@TheWapplehouse I got put in timeout 4 years ago for saying it would be funny if they both died before they finished counting

[balloon apologist dog @jaymeaux_]

@ToastyDecline end of an era

[Aaron Ginn @aginnt]

In China, children pay for their meals with their face. If their social credit is bad, they don’t eat.

[balloon apologist dog @jaymeaux_]

@droojayyyyy sirloin, cooked in the hamburg style, sandwich

[balloon apologist dog @jaymeaux_]

@ohshidt it looked like an eastern screech owl, they evidently range from like 6-in to 10-in tall so this one was probably an adolescent to young adult

[balloon apologist dog @jaymeaux_]

pretty sure I'm about to start a quest

[balloon apologist dog @jaymeaux_]

@ProtonInspector I have it on good authority that this is a potemkin ai situation

[proton @ProtonInspector]

It’s well known that during economic downturns capital will turn to automation to reduce labor costs, and the dick sucking factory is no exception

[balloon apologist dog @jaymeaux_]

@thebiergut @LetheRiverBand @hecubian_devil sometimes a slugger with a shit batting average is what the team needs

[balloon apologist dog @jaymeaux_]

okay

[The Storyteller @Odyne_LaFee]

Keanu Reeves would totally shit himself if anyone actually tried to kill him, let alone thousands of evil hit men

He's just a makeup wearing salesman.

And what he's selling are lies.

Violence isn't sexy. Death isn't easy. And karma won't get you.

Keanu... try selling truth.

[balloon apologist dog @jaymeaux_]

@LetheRiverBand @ChaosIsMel I might, for science

[balloon apologist dog @jaymeaux_]

@gayest_tone I think they're trying to say she's a soccer mom

[balloon apologist dog @jaymeaux_]

paw patrol came out and helped flush him out safely

[balloon apologist dog @jaymeaux_]

anyone know how to activate the dialogue tree?

[balloon apologist dog @jaymeaux_]

@droojayyyyy gargoyle, just sitting there still, it's been like an hour and hasn't moved

[balloon apologist dog @jaymeaux_]

based joyce

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

is this a serious problem? really? speaking for "real women" no one particularly wants to be naked in a locker room or anywhere with strangers or possibly with anyone anywhere at any time naked or not. cannot believe this is an issue in good faith.

[balloon apologist dog @jaymeaux_]

@pineappleheave tyfys