Wet-ass pussy got me sad realizing I’ll never be able to feel my vagina getting damp since I have a wiener. I wonder what it feels like, maybe the same sensation as firing a bidet in my ass?
Q: If you had to vote for D or R, which one would you vote for?
A: None of the Above (NOTA). Voting for Big G politicians makes things worse and gives them license to raise taxes, spending, and debt. The only way to turn the country around is to #VoteLibertarian.