jaymie

it’s all bullshit.

[jaymie @jaymes0628]

7 years later and my thoughts have not changed even without alcohol.

[jaymie @jaymes0628]

Why do I go out to bars to get drinks? I literally hate everyone here.

[jaymie @jaymes0628]

Back on Twitter because I’m fucking sick of instagram and facebook #SocialDistancing?

[jaymie @jaymes0628]

Can someone explain to me when it was cool to get the Superman emblem tattooed on your shoulder?!

[jaymie @jaymes0628]

What's worse? Monday morning rush hour or Friday morning rush hour? #monday #ihatetoday

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

I bet Kim Kardashian takes more pictures of her ass than her kid.

[jaymie @jaymes0628]

The Broncos-win or lose, we still booze. Hopefully I'm not drinking Sunday out of heartbreak #nervous

[jaymie @jaymes0628]

'I have so many weird things coming out of my body. It's really quite amazing.' #shitihearatwork

[jaymie @jaymes0628]

@capulinflicker obviously it was the main reason...

[jaymie @jaymes0628]

'Oh Christ. Look at how large my uterus is today.' #shitihearatwork

[jaymie @jaymes0628]

A Glowing Tribute To Aretha Franklin's Inauguration Hat - http://t.co/IPhz5p9v

[jaymie @jaymes0628]

@DenverIsMine, what scary Walmart are you going to??

[jaymie @jaymes0628]

@youngdydy, is your name a reference to P. Diddy's 'Making the Band' contestant?

[jaymie @jaymes0628]

There are just some things that can't be unseen...

[jaymie @jaymes0628]

Al Roker shit his pants at the White House--classy. Happy Tuesday.

[jaymie @jaymes0628]

Going to Whole Foods before the gym is near impossible.

[jaymie @jaymes0628]

Alright, @youngdydy. You get a virtual bitch slap 👋

[jaymie @jaymes0628]

The next person I interact with, I will bitch slap. #fuck #monday

[jaymie @jaymes0628]

Watched Chelsea Handler last night, @adamlevine is the most sexy weirdo ever, men...take notes.

[jaymie @jaymes0628]

Just because I have tattoos on my arm does not mean u can touch me. If u do, I will shove my finger in your belly button and not apologize.

[jaymie @jaymes0628]

Do NOT challenge me in creepy cat pictures, @Rach1721. THIS wins.